Jack Monroe #74 The 19th most important gay in 2014

[ShowMeYourFeline]

She is so full of bullshit!! I've just watched up to the point where she mentioned not having rich Grammar School schoolfriends back to her home and I got so mad that I had to go and pour a large glass of wine. My children went to independent schools for which we scrimped and saved (despite bursaries), going without new clothes and doing without holidays for years and years. Our last family holiday was when they were under 10 years old, but they had very happy childhoods and had great relationships with their schoolfriends. Yes, some of the schoolfriends travelled by private plane, one even had a private island in Greece!! The majority of their friends came from families wealthier than ours, but some didn't. The mother of one of my son's friends was a cleaner. The father of another friend was a diamond trader. Their schools were in outer London/Essex. I took some of the rich friends to Pontins on a Sun voucher. Others stayed in my parents caravan in Clacton. All the kids got along just fine. She is talking absolute bollocks.

Oh, and I became friends with lots of the parents and we socialised despite our very different circumstances. All this garbage makes me puke!

I agree with you. As a tween I went to private school for a while as I won a scholarship. There were also some other kids who had the appearance of being working class, presumably due to coming from wealthy families who used to be working class. No one was treated differently, and there was no snobbery from the kids. Kids don’t think about class. (Actually, most adults don’t think about it much either, except obsessive like Jack). I didn’t have much interaction with parents but from what I saw, they were fine, too.

Jackie is fabricating the differences between her and her peers. “Didn’t have much” my arse. She had a damn sight more than most kids in this country. She’s just spoiled as hell and thinks “poverty” is not being a polo playing member of the landed gentry. Only she could try to twist a grammar school education into pov cosplay.

 

[kachoochoo]

I'm still chuckling at jeopardising the case! which has been deleted, btw. of course you can't say much about a non-existent case!

 

[PoorPatrol]

I think the mink and the Monrow are both Jack. The fact that the fake acc used terms that we’ve mocked her for, like ‘send doggos’, doesn’t mean it isn’t just some kind of attempt to link it to us. Not necessarily a Tattler.

My personal feelings about crossing over from Tattle, apart from the fact that it’s not allowed, are that it’s totally unnecessary. Anyone with half a brain can see what she’s like. If people can’t use a bit of critical thinking when she spews up pure narc bile 20 hours a day, well then us pointing it out won’t be helpful.

Additionally, whilst I thoroughly enjoy dissecting her lies and grifter bullshit, I don’t think (and I think it goes for everyone else active on these threads) that making her feel unsafe or bullied is ever acceptable.

In summary, ladies and gentleman of the jury, I don’t think the fakes are a tattler. Amen

 

[Yel]

Wondering now if there is something we don’t know about?

It gets said so often on tattle, and very rarely is there anything more happening and it's just the mild tattle comments

Also, considering she’s sharing her brain dumps with 280,000 close friends I don’t think people should be restricted on posting her tweets here. @Yel do you have any thoughts on the sharing tweets?

From a mod perspective it's fine to share tweets, it's not really a private account. It's blue tick account with hundreds of thousands of followers that's temporarily had it's privacy settings changed

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Well well......the mink pic was on yesterday's bbc scotland news website. "Voracious predator"...lol!

 

[Ellabella]

Here's what I think happened. The peeky account is definitely JM. She found out she'd been rumbled during her hourly daily Tattle catch-up. She then searched her name on Twitter in blind panic thinking someone would out her, but she then came across the parody account (no way she set that one up herself). Hence quick real account reactivation.

 

[Candytuft]

I would bet my pension on it not being a Tattler.
It’s all for sympathy, poor bullied Jacko send money, you gullible twerps.

 

[Steerpike88]

would love for you to message about it! And mega food luck with networking certs, I’ve been thinking about doing similar on mat leave but am a lazy tit The website idea seems fab, that was the downside of my project is my site is in my name so a no go, not that anything is illegal just could do without the murderous Lib Dems reciting Jackie’s lies at me for the rest of my life don’t you know she is a SINGLE MOTHER with no where but a THREE BED to call her home??? Nothing but a M&S Friday night in for £10 to keep her warm at night?? How COULD YOU!

Thanks! The networking stuff is hard and often way over my head but I was recommended to do them if I wanted to get into pen testing so I'll give it a bash.
I'll keep you updated then! Anyone else can feel free to message me with an idea for it or offer expertise although I definitely want to keep it simple.

 

[Ninch55]

Omg Jack Monroe, you are so full of tit. Really. Just shut the duck up. If you think for one minute that I am going to lose any sleep over you and your incessant bullshit, you can think again. You are incredibly tedious. Do you think no one has ever come across any one like you before? Do you think you’re superlative and unique? Short answer or long answer? Case? What case? You spout bullshit and then howl and whine when people call you out on it. Stop chatting tit. Stop whining. Stop being ridiculous. Stop asking people to buy you a house and ask them to fund the homeless/ needy, why can’t you do that? What do you have to be so bleeping greedy? Can you not understand why people hate you so much? You’re an absolute hypocrite. It’s a simple solution. Shut up and do something productive. The end.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Wondering now if there is something we don’t know about?

Also let’s pretend for a minute minky wasn’t her - someone following her family and interacting with her ex, coupled with the “current mood” photo on Facebook - well she’s got more things to worry about than this cabal of trolls.

But this is all diversionary tactics, I think.

Scary, ffs. So scared she virtual posts her address, details her travel plans and tells the whole of Twitter when she is alone in her house.

To quote Jack Twunt.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Omg Jack Monroe, you are so full of tit. Really. Just shut the duck up. If you think for one minute that I am going to lose any sleep over you and your incessant bullshit, you can think again. You are incredibly tedious. Do you think no one has ever come across any one like you before? Do you think you’re superlative and unique? Short answer or long answer? Case? What case? You spout bullshit and then howl and whine when people call you out on it. Stop chatting tit. Stop whining. Stop being ridiculous. Stop asking people to buy you a house and ask them to fund the homeless/ needy, why can’t you do that? What do you have to be so bleeping greedy? Can you not understand why people hate you so much? You’re an absolute hypocrite. It’s a simple solution. Shut up and do something productive. The end.

Don't hold back, @Ninch55. Tell us how you really feel! xx

 

[bazzam]

Here's what I think happened. The peeky account is definitely JM. She found out she'd been rumbled during her hourly daily Tattle catch-up. She then searched her name on Twitter in blind panic thinking someone would out her, but she then came across the parody account (no way she set that one up herself). Hence quick real account reactivation.

I think so as well. She is now worried she will be triangulated again.

 

[FrumpyCat]

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The irony

She really can't read the room.

 

[HarderFaster]

I think it's funny that whenever there's a Twitterer lifting phrases off Tattle some of us get all up in arms while others reassure that it's just a forum lurker taking it off Tattle, but it's only just really occurring to us that there is no Tattle lurker more loyal than Jack herself and she could quite easily be using our schtick to make fake troll accounts

Soz but that fake one is deffo Jack. It's so innocuous, like she can't even bear to say a bad word about herself.

 

[PoorPatrol]

Sorry can I just also quickly bow down to @Veronicaaa for services to grift-busting! @Pocahontas for services to thread creation, and HTRIA and everyone else for cutting edge analysis on the daily. My work-life balance has gone tits up since the lockdown lifted, but instead of constant news reading during breaks, I now read Tattle (+piss+sandwich, obvs). Anyway. As ever, I bow down to you all. Sleuthing comedians, the lot of ya!

 

[Eurgh]

At least Clemmie had the decency to lay into her husband.

* I know nothing about MOD threads just heard about it 5th hand!

 

[PoorPatrol]

At least Clemmie had the decency to lay into her husband.

* I know nothing about MOD threads just heard about it 5th hand!

Oh honestly, her laying into her husband is all you really need to know. That was the absolute BEST bit of the whole scandal

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I'm still chuckling at jeopardising the case! which has been deleted, btw. of course you can't say much about a non-existent case!

Is it the police case against us or the civil case? Guessing police as she’s not mentioned how costly litigation is for a while. I’m so rooting for Southend police to crack the case with no crime that I’d actually drop off my devices to them for free x

 

[Scarletfever]

I think so as well. She is now worried she will be triangulated again.

The only problem is the account wouldn't have shown up if she searched her name.

It didn't when I tried when the "fake" account was still up.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Oh jack this is not what we meant when we said get a separate personal twitter account