Maybe what she claims her 'salary' is, is just her spending money (ie all her bills etc comes out of another account and she allocates herself her £8 an hour or whatever for sideboards and, idk, multiple headphones and such)? That's the only thing that makes sense.
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I can just imagine her white hot fury reading that and demented muttering 'I used to be an Influencer you bleeping ninny'.
Haha that photo will always remind me of being 16 drinking in the back field on a Friday night very Bebo 2008.I think Natalia is Jack’s agent’s assistant, looking at the UA website.
Speaking of which, Jack’s profile on that website hasn’t been updated in years.
Yeah I think this is very very likely what she does.
Yes, absolutely x
It's so disingenuous though isn't it? She doesn't really have just a living wage salary to live on at all. Yet her followers lap it up!
Not to
myself, but part of my job is to use stats and figures about redundancy.Just coming through my accounts alone have been thousands of redundancies. Everytime the News announce another big closure of a big name company I shudder. Gatwick is a big one at the moment. The airport is the biggest employer for miles. If it goes under pretty much all of Crawley and surrounding will lose their jobs.
I'm not exaggerating when I describe it as apocalyptic.
But hey, the real tragedy is 2014's 19th most important Gay person accidentally had an estate agent sign outside her house.
Ffs
I wonder if Jack could give me some parenting tips, while her sweet Victorian child is being tucked into bed at 7.30pm sweetly saying ‘found you mama’, my 10 year old is currently at the park with her friends texting me this (I’m not a bloody boomer I’m a millennial thanks v much 
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Has she seen the price of stamps these days?
My mid-30s son has a business which employs around 30 people but can still only afford to pay himself living wage (whilst usually working 7 days a week). He is currently renting a one bedroom flat and his great ambition is to be able to buy a two bedroom within the next year or two. His late 30s sister and her husband both have very good jobs but could not get a mortgage on anything over £200k, so how dare Little Miss Entlitled bleat and whine!!
She really, genuinely believes that she should be living in a £700,000 house. Anything less would be unworthy of her greatness. Every single thing she says or does is part of the long game to get more money. UGH
Not to HOOT at your misfortune, dear heart, but 'ok boomer' is the single greatest insult to come out of the last 10 years (close second is Karen). It does so much with so littleI wonder if Jack could give me some parenting tips, while her sweet Victorian child is being tucked into bed at 7.30pm sweetly saying ‘found you mama’, my 10 year old is currently at the park with her friends texting me this (I’m not a bloody boomer I’m a millennial thanks v much
- the gammons (also *chefs kiss*) go APOPLECTIC with rage. Serves em right for 'snowflake' tbh.
Thanks for these, I think although we have been respecting her 'private' account on the whole, anything that may be suggestive of us should be captured, as with any words and behaviour from her that contradicts the very serious allegations she is making. In this case, that being she is afraid for the safety of herself and her family and that she and they are being bullied/harassed/terrorised (insert dramatic Jack adjective of choice).
Of course, if she isn't referring to these threads and us, she is welcome to confirm that. Otherwise, we need to protect ourselves too (cartoon filter anyone?
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Why does she say this? Slightly too small? She’s one person and a child. Even when Louisa was there they were a couple and a child in a 3 bed (2 of which are definitely doubles and home to a super king bed) with 2 reception rooms and a lovely large garden with a shed. How much space does she need? I live in a fairly new (15 years old ish) 3 bed
with quite small rooms/odd proportions, a nice averagely sized garden and a garage. And I have 3 children! She definitely has more space than me.Didn’t she say at some point that she pays herself the living wage and squirrels the rest away because she’s terrified of being poor again?
Fackin ‘ell, what a mess. All that about a sign in her garden. Which was cleared up after one phone all.
.. two points. - asking about the price, would that be the next crowdfunding campaign or the secret stash of savings she definitely doesn’t have?
- and the classic “I workhard enough”. WHEN? When is she working? duck, she’s been in holiday for months, sleeping during the day and on Twitter, trips away and sunbathing on her new hammock. And she’s recorded the whole thing on social media, so when is she bleeping working?? This rewriting of history was predicted..
.. two points. - asking about the price, would that be the next crowdfunding campaign or the secret stash of savings she definitely doesn’t have?
- and the classic “I workhard enough”. WHEN? When is she working? duck, she’s been in holiday for months, sleeping during the day and on Twitter, trips away and sunbathing on her new hammock. And she’s recorded the whole thing on social media, so when is she bleeping working?? This rewriting of history was predicted..
So today we've learned that Jack hasn't yet discovered what deposits and mortgages are.
Well I guess she's got to have somewhere to put all her Cotswold sideboardsWhy does she say this? Slightly too small? She’s one person and a child. Even when Louisa was there they were a couple and a child in a 3 bed (2 of which are definitely doubles and home to a super king bed) with 2 reception rooms and a lovely large garden with a shed. How much space does she need? I live in a fairly new (15 years old ish) 3 bed
. I live in a one bedroom flat which I love because the rooms are very well proportioned and it's just very pretty and overlooking trees in a nice quiet part of town. It would be great to have a spare room but to be honest if I did have one I know it would end up as a dumping ground for stuff I don't need or use. Much like Jack's whole entire 3 bedroom two storey house seems to be.So who called the estate agent it changes from her to the landlord? Personally if it was me I think I’d of gone outside and said I think you’ve got the wrong house.
Hi everyone I was just thinking my current house is too small... I don’t have a fancy understair cupboard, shitshed or photography bay window. Don’t suppose anyone fancies starting a crowdfunder? I’ve worked really hard today (nearly 20 hrs on social media) and deserve to live in a fancy shmancy middle class duck off huge need a house.
Here's a suggestion, Jack: Try hanging out with people other than THE GOVES and NIGELLA LAWSON and HENRY DIMBLEBY and whoever else you meet at the Groucho. It might actually give you some perspective and realise that you are acting like an out of touch, ungrateful bleep.
Maybe this is what the sideboards are for - they're really investments! In an Arrested Development kinda way...
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