This actually makes me sick, what a douchebag. It’s one thing pretending to be a fireman but another to place yourself as someone important in the investigation.Deleted Grenfell post, complete with photo of her in a firefighter's uniform — first shared by Yel back in thread 14: https://web.archive.org/web/2017071...om/2017/06/16/we-need-to-talk-about-grenfell/
Thanks. She’s such a hypocriteShe's tweeted baby pics of SB (ovaries are playing an orchestra for another one apparently). As a reply to a tweet, she's said something like 'yeah it's great when they're a baby but not so great when they're stuffing smeggy underwear down the bed'.
So that explains why she never tastes her food!Bwahahahahahaha. R Jack has just announced that she has “really sensitive tastebuds”.
honestly same. I know this is horrible and I’m sorry God and in a way sorry Jack for saying it, but the idea of her with a baby really upsets me, especially after what she did to that poor kitten. Babies need you to help them at all times, be a present and patient carer who is responsive to their needs.... They’re obvs all gorge but they don’t just exist as social media props, as additions to your personal brand. They’re their own little personHonestly feel like I'm about to cry. Why the fuck would you do that? It's so, so embarrassing for him. She must know, surely she must, that she is absolutely crossing the line.
Quoted myself (very JM of me) to add...Thanks. She’s such a hypocrite
Beggars belief that the loyal followers don't call her out on it. She truly must think she's created a closed and safe space there in that +280k circleQuoted myself (very JM of me) to add...
Wtf is she on? “Cabal of trolls are stealing photos of my son, oh by the way here’s some more photos of my son, oh and let me tell you about his underwear while I’m here.”
twat!
"jack monroe's howling kombucha of truths" thread title and also a memoir (from the fraus) title right thereJM is the postergirl for precision. This is why all the information she broadcasts about herself leaves no room for ambiguity, criticism for sincerity or confusion over timelines. I’m afraid @DinosaurSenior that if you’re going to take this sloppy approach to hard-hitting facts you shouldn't really be following JM’s howling kombucha of truths.
im such an idiot...my first thought was "galaxy?"Now she's talking about alternatives to dairy milk. Could this be it fraus? COULD WE FINALLY GET THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION OF THE AGES???
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It genuinely chills me, and I speak as someone who is utterly unmoved by babies and has no children of her own. The way she's speaking about having another is exactly like the kitten - everything is revolving around her and what *she* wants, which is apparently a cute thing that is reliant on her (so they can't leave) and will make a good photo prop. She's psychotic.honestly same. I know this is horrible and I’m sorry God and in a way sorry Jack for saying it, but the idea of her with a baby really upsets me, especially after what she did to that poor kitten. Babies need you to help them at all times, be a present and patient carer who is responsive to their needs.... They’re obvs all gorge but they don’t just exist as social media props, as additions to your personal brand. They’re their own little person(as is SB which is why his dirty laundry, literally, shouldn’t be aired on Twitter)
I really, really don't think she'll have a baby. She's just chatting shite while posting old photos of SB. She did say she's 95% sure he'll be her only one. Don't worry, dear heart.honestly same. I know this is horrible and I’m sorry God and in a way sorry Jack for saying it, but the idea of her with a baby really upsets me, especially after what she did to that poor kitten. Babies need you to help them at all times, be a present and patient carer who is responsive to their needs.... They’re obvs all gorge but they don’t just exist as social media props, as additions to your personal brand. They’re their own little person(as is SB which is why his dirty laundry, literally, shouldn’t be aired on Twitter)
OMG no. There’s certain things you don’t share let alone to a bunch of strangers. She could have all kinds following her.Is she seriously tweeting to her quarter of a million followers about her 10 year old son's dirty underwear? Jesus Christ this is a new low.
These reviews are sublime.I think her usage of 'hoofed' is quite apt since she permanently has her foot in her mouth.
Friends, it is time to give you my review for the final two episodes of DKL. The first thing I noticed in episode nine (putting on my fashion maven hat) is how dreadful and unflattering that denim shirt with puffball sleeves and sparkly embroidery is. At around five minutes in, when they cut to one of the guests on the screen, you can hear Jack stage-whispering 'I don't have my cards'. A consummate professional at work. To put to bed the whole question of chain restaurants, when Jack is talking about how long you could cook her dal recipe for, she herself says 'there is a chain of restaurants in London - Dishoom - that do theirs for twenty four hours'. During a question segment, Jack is asked why beef mince can have different percentages of fat. She helpfully responds 'well it just does, doesn't it?’ I give this episode five gabbled adjectives for dal out of five.
Most of episode ten is completely uneventful. I find myself getting distracted, contemplating whether Jack's heavy breathing and nasal voice quality have anything to do with her adenoids. Perhaps she should add that to her list of ailments. Matt dares to compare Jack to THAT MAN while she is shaking up a salad dressing in a jar. She is quick to tell us that many chefs have used this technique, lest we think that she has any respect for Jamie Oliver in particular. At about thirty minutes in we get a shot of one of her cards, on which she has scrawled the words 'today Matt I'm making a lentil bean + kale salad'. In my weird little maverick brain it makes me think of someone appearing on Stars in Their Eyes in a kale salad ensemble. Add that to the list of potential court outfits. As the series draws to a close, Jack's final words are 'thank you so Matt much, Matt'. The RSPCA turned up on my doorstep looking for an owl in distress. I rate it one wheelbarrow chicken out of five.
I would like to wrap up by saying that for a bunch of horrid harpies and harridans you have been very lovely and welcoming.
Now fuck off.
Honestly if there was a tier of her Patreon I could subscribe to that stopped her from sharing anything about a non consenting child then I would.Quoted myself (very JM of me) to add...
Wtf is she on? “Cabal of trolls are stealing photos of my son, oh by the way here’s some more photos of my son, oh and let me tell you about his underwear while I’m here.”
twat!
It’s another oddity to add to the way she speaks about him. ‘Putting him to bed’ at 7.30, the ‘Found you, Mama’ when she got in, that time when she was talking about lockdown and the lack of childcare (OMG no. There’s certain things you don’t share let alone to a bunch of strangers. She could have all kinds following her.
On a grunka so 99 percent sure the thread will have moved on by the time I post this, and also not related to Grenfell buttttt...She called herself a '999 call handler' on the Election Blind Date piece on the BBC News. That was May 2017.
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Toff and Jack Monroe's election blind date
Made in Chelsea star Toff and blogger Jack Monroe have very different views. Will they get on?www.bbc.co.uk
But then a couple of months later (June/July?):
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So which is it?
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