It was the Kickstarter version. Quite a few people complained that the illustrations were a bit crap!
Isn’t it a giant kumquat?
Jack Monroe #72 It’s not a government briefing, you don’t need to announce locking down
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Did someone get a top up for telly?
I honestly don’t know, but when I see that hair, it comes to mind and I have a fit of the giggles, imagine her wingeing and snarling
Grunka-ing ahead, so apologies if it's been covered. She did post mini drawers rammed full of meds out of their packets, so it's entirely possible. She had loads of stuff, goodness knows what she had, or why she felt the (very irresponsible) need to take them out of their packets and have them like that.
I thought that with the Lazarus Pesto with her initials on the label - who’s gonna steal that frog spawn pic?No one is trying to pass of her photos as theirs.She'd have had the mother of all tantrums in the unlikely event that ever happened.
It's Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal.
Thank you
The sequel! Oh, Jack, never change. Cookbooks don’t have bloody sequels. Also the posh cheffy book was in between those two anyway so how is it a sequel?! Oh because she was living it up in the Groucho for that book and having dinner parties with Henry Dimbleby discussing the poor and thinking up Healthy Start vouchers. Wally.
I suggested she check out tattle to find out more about Jack.
Eew. Those nails. All false and grown out. Yuk. Not a good advert for them is it.
At least they’re clean
New video. Cba to watch it. Soz Jack.
Fraus! There’s a new cartoon vid on Twitter! This is not a drill. I repeat, this is NOT A DRILL.
I fast-forwarded through it - I think she’s wandering around what’s a distinctly un-crappy bungalow.
I caved. That bloody filter. It’s like being back on my pirate ship. 
She sounds like Hinch. “I just love it, guyyyzzz”. Also I see she still has an aversion to paragraphs that she absolutely couldn’t do on insta because she was oUt WaLkInG wiTh heR SoN and listening to him bang on about his interests while her sausages tapped out the urgently needed recipes that couldn’t wait.
She sounds like Hinch. “I just love it, guyyyzzz”. Also I see she still has an aversion to paragraphs that she absolutely couldn’t do on insta because she was oUt WaLkInG wiTh heR SoN and listening to him bang on about his interests while her sausages tapped out the urgently needed recipes that couldn’t wait.
So she's going to have to close the curtains during the daytime to hide the crap she's shoved in the bay?
ETA. Oh, by day and by night. Yeah, ok. Takes all day to photograph roasters.
ETA. Oh, by day and by night. Yeah, ok. Takes all day to photograph roasters.
It’s a kumquat
So she made a “secret” photography studio in her living room last night.
Two observations:
1. That bungalow looks huge. And handy for all those stalkers to get an idea of layout! (Filtered though for “safety).
2. Is that book ever going to get written?
Two observations:
1. That bungalow looks huge. And handy for all those stalkers to get an idea of layout! (Filtered though for “safety).
2. Is that book ever going to get written?
Jack is advertising that all of her fancy photography equipment is just on the other side of her big bay window, presumably next to her front door which we’ve seen from many angles, locks included. What an absolute idiot she is being. An idiot with no contents insurance.
With those big heavy curtains and then the keyboard cameo it all went a bit Phantom of the Opera at the end.
With those big heavy curtains and then the keyboard cameo it all went a bit Phantom of the Opera at the end.
We even named a thread after her - #55 “Are you aware of my work, Barbara?”
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