Jack Monroe #72 It’s not a government briefing, you don’t need to announce locking down

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MaggyMay

SoulRebel said:
'I always have a fridge clear on Thursday'. Tell us, dear heart, what day do you empty your bins?
Sheesh, the mind-spinning self obsession of the woman knows no bounds.
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Clearing out all my freshest, crunchiest veg
 
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Oofadoofa

It’s all so very strange, she must be up to something. Whether it is the build up to some sort of reveal of a faux condition/illness/struggle, or a rebrand, or some whacky attempt at a new genre, or amassing some form of evidence to be used as a fake reason to feel victimised it’ll be fascinating to see where this is going.
 
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Silver Linings

She’s hoofing and yomping away tonight. I wonder whether she put the filter on the pics but because of the pasta she’d used it looked super maggoty so she couldn’t.
 
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Sallers

Probably nowhere
 
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Tabitha D

She does have a bit of a history of hinting some big announcement is on its way (for example, after Hellmann’s, and when she did the grotty sideboard pics). Nothing ever follows. So I remain sceptical.
 
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kachoochoo

and now she likes to go to waitrose to "frighten the locals." are birds in traazers wiv tattoos not allowed in southend waitrose?
oh, and also it's a one-hour yomp there "to see how the other half live." fuck off. the majority of people in a supermarket, whichever one it is, won't have half of her luxury goods.
 
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I steal names

Tabitha D said:
She does have a bit of a history of hinting some big announcement is on its way (for example, after Hellmann’s, and when she did the grotty sideboard pics). Nothing ever follows. So I remain sceptical.
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Babe, same.

The slug picture is perplexing. Aren't most slugs about thumb sized? Does she have enormous thumbs...or do I have tiny ones?!
 
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Emmapism

If Jack wants to see how the other half lives she just needs to look in the mirror
 
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SweetTransvestite

No dear heart!
Swipe up & follow the link to order limited framed prints of #f-art (because Food IS Art)

100% of the profits will be going straight to me because there's some new shoes I've got my eye on.

xoxo
 

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Oxford_Girl

She’s not edgy enough to frighten the locals she is middle class teenage rebellion personified
 
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