Imagine taking the time to set up your phone and film that... Its her way of telling us her roast potatoes are not Aunt Bessies.Bizarre video on her insta stories of her draining potatoes in a colander while breathing heavily
Jack Monroe #69 I can see clearly now the make-up’s gone
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Her brown rice stew sort of thing (wtf even is that?) sounds like punishment compared with his carb feast of fish pie, chips and veg. And I dont even eat fish. 
Ahahaha, what's she like, eh?!
My genius friend has this down to a t. When she has people round for dinner, she gets a load of Tesco dine in for £10 deals, decants the food into Pyrex dishes and - this is the genius bit - sprinkles chopped fresh herbs over the top. Sits back drinking the meal deal wine and lets the compliments roll in when all she did was a bit of ladling and switching the oven on.
Haha. And don’t forget plenty of black pepper.
Inspired by all the Alan Partridge references she reads on here, she is pitching an A-ha style animation of her life. The black eye is captured at 3m 25s.
Bit worried she might fall headfirst onto that tap now. Plus, how smudgy is that eyeshadow going to be after a steam?
A troll is talking to her Mum on twitter. 
ETA - It’s who Jack thinks is a troll but the other day she said she wasn’t. Either way, the way Jack has worded it makes it seem like she thinks the tweets are being posted here which i’ve never seen as her Mum is private.
One thing though, text her! Don’t tweet and humiliate her. You ninny.
ETA - It’s who Jack thinks is a troll but the other day she said she wasn’t. Either way, the way Jack has worded it makes it seem like she thinks the tweets are being posted here which i’ve never seen as her Mum is private.
One thing though, text her! Don’t tweet and humiliate her. You ninny.
Now that would be Karma. How would she get away with a repeat of the same accident?
Her brown rice stew sort of thing (wtf even is that?) sounds like punishment compared with his carb feast of fish pie, chips and veg. And I dont even eat fish.
I think that says a lot about how she feels about food. Added to the fact she considers herself a feeder, we don’t have to look far for the answers.
Her current twitter and Instagram feeds feel like a lot like a scenario when you have been told (or tell yourself) to cheer up about a bad situation at work. Everything is seen through falsely rose-tinted glasses, you have a nice thing to say about everything and everyone and the future is bright. However, This facade can only be held for so long and it won’t be long before we see the cracks forming...
That is just mean. Jack's mum has never put herself up as a public figure.A troll is talking to her Mum on twitter.
Here we go gang. Knew it would be bullying. Nah mate. Not on here. We've only expressed sympathy for your Mum.
Now duck off x
Now duck off x
It's fine, she doesn't have any eyeshadow on today. Hence the strategic camera angle which miraculously doesn't show her face.
Potatoes II? We could expect a raging essay on hardworking hands draining potatoes, the single mom blinded by steam-a PayPal link for a fancy (American) shower head tap to prevent future accidents? And a god bless y’all.
She says "she's passing your private tweets around the internet". Well they certainly haven't appeared here, so I wonder where she's referring to.A troll is talking to her Mum on twitter.
ETA - It’s who Jack thinks is a troll but the other day she said she wasn’t. Either way, the way Jack has worded it makes it seem like she thinks the tweets are being posted here which i’ve never seen as her Mum is private.
One thing though, text her! Don’t tweet and humiliate her. You ninny.
Unless...
<Insert Jimmy Nail>
She may think @help i need some help! Is that user? (Thats not me saying it IS you, just that you said you had her on twitter and Jacks probably figured its you?)
I think we *might* have commented on her tweets before (in reference to Jack's interactions with her), but no one here has passed around or posted private tweets from a locked account, so I really hope she's not talking about us.
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The 'Potatoes' video is a teaser trailer for the new Hollywood film of her life. She didn't turn this offer down because it's an 8 figure sum.
When?A troll is talking to her Mum on twitter.
ETA - It’s who Jack thinks is a troll but the other day she said she wasn’t. Either way, the way Jack has worded it makes it seem like she thinks the tweets are being posted here which i’ve never seen as her Mum is private.
One thing though, text her! Don’t tweet and humiliate her. You ninny.
Lol shes getting the law involved 
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