Jack Monroe #68 Take a day off mate, seriously

[Fiddledeedee]

No, you must pitch your poverty story to Jack and she, Poverty Queen will deem it worthy or not of going in her collection of Poverty Picks. But her story is the best and also the worst. Now duck off

Makes it sound like a horrible Hunger Games competition

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Apologies for the quality - haven't worked out how to screenshot, edit and post yet. I know, I know...

 

[FrumpyCat]

Copper, come to the dark side and work for the cabal, we'll pay you in dreamies and other cat treats

You can live with me. We already have a cat but he openly despises me. You lopk like a friendly cat.

 

[Captainmouse]

Apologies for the quality - haven't worked out how to screenshot, edit and post yet. I know, I know...

What was that in relation to?

 

[LavaFlake]

What was that in relation to?

Just checked and it's the pic of her bruise.

 

[crystaleyesd]

Hmm... the amount of people calling her out on twitter seems to have increased quite dramatically. Some of them also appear to be quite nasty.

I feel very uncomfortable about the one calling themselves 'coven convener' - hope whoever that is knows the tattle rules.

 

[Lanie]

Can I ask a serious question I don't know alot about makeup but why would you wear yellow or green concealer unless it was Halloween . I though concealer was supposed to match your skin tone or have I be wearing it wrong.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

What was that in relation to?

What was that in relation to?

It isn't linked to any specific tweet. Looks like a stand alone comment.

 

[Captainmouse]

Can I ask a serious question I don't know alot about makeup but why would you wear yellow or green concealer unless it was Halloween . I though concealer was supposed to match your skin tone or have I be wearing it wrong.

Green cream under your foundation can take the red tone out of your skin, not scooby about yellow

 

[PuritySpiral]

Can I ask a serious question I don't know alot about makeup but why would you wear yellow or green concealer unless it was Halloween . I though concealer was supposed to match your skin tone or have I be wearing it wrong.

Some concealers are 'colour correcting'. So green is to counteract redness in the skin. No idea about yellow though.

 

[help i need some help!]

Just doing a Grunka after a nerve racking morning. I had taken doggo my dog down to Gunners Park and on the way back thought I would go to a farm shop in Shoebury, near Asda they tell me, can't miss it apparently. Oh yeah? well I beg to differ, I saw Asda but then found myself in the back streets of Shoebury/Thorpe Bay, my satnav thing on my phone was having none of it. I just drove, half expecting a yellow macintosh clad Jaq to appear on my windscreen. The horror, I was so glad to finally see place I recognised. Never found the fabled farm shop.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Just checked and it's the pic of her bruise.

Ah. Thanks. That's me sacked from the Task Force.

Not sure if the responses to CC are for or against.

I should have asked for clarification before but am I meant to blur out Twitter names?

Apologies if I should have.

 

[HarderFaster]

Forgive me but it's 90 mins until her Q&A session (sorry, delivering a conference) and I'm HOOTING at her rather revealing silence on Twitter. She's definitely just sat down to write something now.

I can relate, if I'm honest, but then, I've never been paid to speak at a conference as an "inspirational speaker". Would probably get something on paper a bit sooner, if that were the case.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Some concealers are 'colour correcting'. So green is to counteract redness in the skin. No idea about yellow though.

Yellow helps to conceal dark circles.

 

[Emmapism]

Imagine paying all that money for one of Jack's undercooked scribblings. I hope the other members of the panel make up for it.

 

[Oxford_Girl]

Hmm... the amount of people calling her out on twitter seems to have increased quite dramatically. Some of them also appear to be quite nasty.

I feel very uncomfortable about the one calling themselves 'coven convener' - hope whoever that is knows the tattle rules.

yes re Tattle rules but equally it could be someone deliberately trying to cast shade on Tattle and nothing to do with anyone on here

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Forgive me but it's 90 mins until her Q&A session (sorry, delivering a conference) and I'm HOOTING at her rather revealing silence on Twitter. She's definitely just sat down to write something now.

I can relate, if I'm honest, but then, I've never been paid to speak at a conference as an "inspirational speaker". Would probably get something on paper a bit sooner, if that were the case.

I wonder if she'll fanny around for the first fifteen minutes like she did on the Hellmann's Live Mayo Show.

 

[Captainmouse]

Forgive me but it's 90 mins until her Q&A session (sorry, delivering a conference) and I'm HOOTING at her rather revealing silence on Twitter. She's definitely just sat down to write something now.

I can relate, if I'm honest, but then, I've never been paid to speak at a conference as an "inspirational speaker". Would probably get something on paper a bit sooner, if that were the case.

She’s probably just going to repeat one of her guardian bits, or some other well worn Gumpf, doubt she has actually put the time/effort In for a new piece.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Forgive me but it's 90 mins until her Q&A session (sorry, delivering a conference) and I'm HOOTING at her rather revealing silence on Twitter. She's definitely just sat down to write something now.

I can relate, if I'm honest, but then, I've never been paid to speak at a conference as an "inspirational speaker". Would probably get something on paper a bit sooner, if that were the case.

Yes but also her material hasn't really changed in 10 years, has it? So she's probably just doing a mash up of her greatest hits (hunger hurts 2020).

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Can I ask a serious question I don't know alot about makeup but why would you wear yellow or green concealer unless it was Halloween . I though concealer was supposed to match your skin tone or have I be wearing it wrong.

They’re basically colour correctors green covers redness. Yellow is good for dark circles and *snarfs* bruises.