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Jack Monroe #68 Take a day off mate, seriously
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I've near tit myself laughing at her last-uttered line to Matt Tebutt on DKL was: ‘Thank you so Matt much, Matt’.
I've near tit myself laughing at her last-uttered line to Matt Tebutt on DKL was: ‘Thank you so Matt much, Matt’.
I thought she was given an eyepatch, why doesn't she just wear that for the conference? Disappointing tbh.
I just can't get over that eye. I just can't.
It's, I dont know anymore... quite chilling?
It's, I dont know anymore... quite chilling?
JM. Her three fav words - I, aye, eye.
I'd love to hear what she sounds like saying 'aye' IRL. Nice new profile pic btw!
How do you layer on make up to cover up make up that is supposed to look like a bruise? This is making my head hurt. Do the layers of make up symbolise the layers of lies?
Here's the aforementioned MN screenshots.
I didn't get the initial post sadly, just some of the replies.
There was definitely replies after this but I didn't manage to screenshot them.
Sorry for the (lack of) cropping - I'M BUSY.
Now duck off. x
I didn't get the initial post sadly, just some of the replies.
There was definitely replies after this but I didn't manage to screenshot them.
Sorry for the (lack of) cropping - I'M BUSY.
Now duck off. x
Why thank you. Felt I needed to step up and be a good stand in.
The more you stare at it, the more it comes out the photo at you!
That just really tickled me
Inception, but with make up
Thread 68 and counting! This is the best evidence log I've seen - such good work Conspiracy Wankers. I've so enjoyed catching up. Holding people in the public eye to account is what Quincy stands for 
. Got to sail off for a bit to focus on my forensic work but as it's not an airport I don't need to announce it - but I will. Chefs kiss
. Got to sail off for a bit to focus on my forensic work but as it's not an airport I don't need to announce it - but I will. Chefs kiss
Thought she was supposed to be a literal expert upon Domestic Violence? Adeptness with makeup comes with the territory in my experience. Ice first, opposites on the colour wheel, lots of loose matte powder to set each thin layer, Max Factor panstick, more powder
“She’s usually so mild mannered“
I. Think that is what she is trying to work out hence no photo. If it was real we would be getting tonnes of pic updates
She could wear one of her plethora of wigs Veronica Lake style. That would cover it.
ETA for those younger Tattlers, Veronica was known as the "peek a boo girl". You can guess the rest, or google it.
ETA for those younger Tattlers, Veronica was known as the "peek a boo girl". You can guess the rest, or google it.
Autocarrot is wonderful
Fake up
Do you think she's considered actually hitting herself in the face with a mallet or something, now that she's tangled herself into a very obvious web of special effect makeup and lies? The thought of giving herself an actual black eye as the only possible way out of this mess now must have crossed her mind.
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