apologies for gif but MR must be pissing himself laughing...
Newsflash Jack....HE DOESN'T WANT TO WORK WITH YOU
get the hint you stupid bint
Jack Monroe #65 Green gages and ham
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apologies for gif but MR must be pissing himself laughing...
Newsflash Jack....HE DOESN'T WANT TO WORK WITH YOU
get the hint you stupid bint
A middle class white woman piggy backing on the achievements of a working class black man trying to help his community. He doesnt need your help, he's doing just fine on his own.
Ok, not sure how it works but @JoyceDivision needs to throw their hat into the ring for thread title for Time Travellers Strife
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I should clarify that I am mentioning race because I feel this is all too common.
PREPARE YOUR DOGGOS AND PUNS FOR ME, MINIONS.
It's not even that he doesn't want to. Why on earth would he need to? Who even is she? He probably has no clue who she is, some Twitter mouthpiece who rarely if ever uses it to do anything worthwhile with. Just talking about her self, self, self all the time. Oh her little website with the recipes that are "free!!!" There's a duck ton of free recipes out there, and no tip jar being shaken at the very people who can't afford it
Let's say she went to her GP and Cuntyitis is diagnosed, what do you, IndigoStar, think is the remedy? She'll moan about the cost of the prescription.
Not a single ingredient listed belongs in a carbonara. Well, except for black pepper.
Akin to saying I had trifle tonight. With chocolate mousse, crackers, greengages, soya milk and lemon curd.
The doctor signed her off a few weeks ago? I swear it was only a couple of weeks ago. And what doctor would let their care be dictated by when Jack was 'ready' to write her book?
What utter shite.
Add it to the HUGE list of things Jack has on the go that will never come off because she's a bleeping bullshit merchant.
What utter shite.
Add it to the HUGE list of things Jack has on the go that will never come off because she's a bleeping bullshit merchant.
We all know her politics are awful but this is astoundingly blinkered and privileged. I suspect the implication that she was denied benefits for 2 years is a lie, for a start. And then there's not having a clue about the reality of being no recourse to public funds. It's a level of poverty you'll never know, Jack, and you should not appropriate that experience as similar to your own.
Ah, you have to remember that Jack is no mere mortal like the rest of us. Her day consists of 40 hours minimum so perfectly feasible she could easily hold down two jobs
....when is the full moon again? I feel it must be imminent. 
She will go to a private doctor surely? Or maybe three?
I could ‘probably’ eat that with a spoon as well ... if you paid me a million, trillion pounds!!
Translation: It looks duck all like jam, mate
It wasn’t me but I genuinely wondered the same thing because I just can’t see how halloumi would melt otherwise? Might not have been a tattle Frau, bc how on earth *would* you get halloumi to melt...? We can’t be the only ones wondering...
Nobody bloody asked you to, you absolute melt. And doggos are back. Ugh today has been...something. I need a gin.'I'll do my best for you all. Take care xx'
Only one remedy - 3 spoonfuls of humble pie, taken with copious amounts of authenticity, every hour until the cuntyitis subsides
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All of her stupid disciples that are suggesting she ‘team up’ with Marcus Rashford are stupid, ignorant bastards. How dare they?! He has done amazing work - why on earth would he need or want to be dragged down by this aggressive poverty imposter in her detached house with the heating on August?
And for her to be all simpering, and ‘fingers crossed we can can make something work’ is soooooooo dizgusting. I wish she’d have the dignity and humility to say, ‘He doesn’t need me, he’s doing amazingly on his own without me.’
And for her to be all simpering, and ‘fingers crossed we can can make something work’ is soooooooo dizgusting. I wish she’d have the dignity and humility to say, ‘He doesn’t need me, he’s doing amazingly on his own without me.’
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