Shouldn't Jack be taking credit for this? Taken off take a shite on fb
Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano
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Fish fingers in tinned macaroni
I am pages behind after a day out. I've been BUSY OK.
I just had to add my comment to this one. My current partner has lost the sight in one eye after touching his eyes while gardening. He caught a microscopic parasite that is present in soil where feral cats live. He suddenly went blind without any warning a few days later. He was lucky that some sight has returned to one eye the other he is permanently blind in, nothing they can do. It is a version of the parasite tha we have all heard children going blind from, which is in dog poo. Cleanliness is so important.
She has pets that encourage other feral animals to visit her garden. To have dirty nails like that is, quite frankly disgusting. And her response that veg grow in the soil is stupid, they are prepared, cooked or, thoroughly washed before being eaten. She is just dirty.
omfg that risotto is the most disgusting thing Ive seen in a long time and I've got some questionable student type friends...
Reminds me of a time I ordered a beetroot risotto when I was 18 and out for one of my first grown up meals out out and then I threw it up onto the nearest seats of the last train home. I'm reminded of the after not the before...
Reminds me of a time I ordered a beetroot risotto when I was 18 and out for one of my first grown up meals out out and then I threw it up onto the nearest seats of the last train home. I'm reminded of the after not the before...
I suddenly want to rinse my eyes! Good to know though!
Ooh gosh I feel bad for that! I’m sure SB has a very hardy constitution.
I’m beginning to think Jack watches Kay’s Cooking for inspiration.
It was on his Instagram account, he posted this just afterBB, how did you get that footage of SB?
Good to see she’s all caught up, don’t blame her for having to pull a sickie to do so. She’ll be returning to work soon.
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This from the person who calls hot custard "disgusting"
What's wrong with sticking one in a bloody planter that she can cart around to the next house - onehandedly, given that it won't weigh as much as a sideboard?
Honestly that risotto looks so bad I'm surprised Facebook haven't covered it with a "gore, click to reveal" screen. It looks like it would be used as a prop for alien innards in an 80s sci fi horror movie
Did she pick the cabbage up from a waitrose in Pripyat???
Did she pick the cabbage up from a waitrose in Pripyat???
Tippin' me hat ma'am, terribly sorry to bother you ma'am, but, any chance of a recipe from your good self if it's not too much bother, ma'am? :snivel:
The entire point of Jack is that she does recipes, no? But her captive audience is too scared to even ask. I give up
Jack’s maverick brain cooks off the cuff and then she writes the recipe after because of course it’s always perfect first time and requires no testing or tweaking. Soooo why do you have to pay to be her recipe tester on Patreon?
She's posted eight insta pics today of these friggin beans in various poses 
3 separate photos of greengages now, too.She's posted eight insta pics today of these friggin beans in various poses
They’ll be posing in the hammock next.She's posted eight insta pics today of these friggin beans in various poses
I'm sorry, I know I keep going on about it but I really can't look at any photo she posts without ruminating on how she probably had to lick her phone screen to take it.
Also, fish fingers mixed into mac and cheese?
B O A K
Also, fish fingers mixed into mac and cheese?
B O A K
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