Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano

[MrsOgre]

Watch out, I can see an angry post coming about how she has daylight light bulbs, professional lighting blah blah for taking her photos.

 

[Captainmouse]

The greengages didn’t look ripe to me, if she’s scarfed them, she will be utilising all bathrooms

 

[Saint_clemmie]

My thoughts exactly - why is she pretending she's only just cooked it and it's only just ready at 9.30pm and then post a photo which is clearly taken in broad daylight? What is the point of these LIES?

These are the lies that get me the most! So pathetic and unnecessary.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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Why does it look like a brain left in the sun

 

[help i need some help!]

Wait, that's an indoor photo?? What's with the plants and the fence? I'm so confused right now

Inside, outside, garage, shed... could be anywhere.

 

[blurstoftimes]

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So many separate posts which could be one!!

oh my god noooooooo - she cannot think this looks good. A big horrible claggy mess. This is a crime!!

 

[Veronicaaa]

It's SO disgusting looking. I'm sorry I know I'm just repeating everything everyone else has already said but who the duck would find that appetising?

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Watch out, I can see an angry post coming about how she has daylight light bulbs, professional lighting blah blah for taking her photos.

She'll do a shot of her studio/dining room with her tripods and lighting. 🥱

 

[Silver Linings]

A bonafide yes, absolutely!

 

[Scarletfever]

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The photos alone have given me indigestion

 

[Tabitha D]

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So many separate posts which could be one!!

Only last night I posted here about my cat puking up half-digested mouse innards on the bedroom carpet. And now she posts this “risotto”. Coincidence?

 

[Veronicaaa]

It's not on Foodim yet, btw. Still just 6 pics on there - 2 of the lemon pudding, 2 of the same bowl of slop (one with a raw egg on top), one of the feta and watermelon salad with the tired looking cucumber, and the plate of roasted veg which she said had been cooked for an hour but clearly hadn't.

The photos alone have given me indigestion

It's almost enough to put me off my tea and chocolate gingers.

 

[Silver Linings]

About rice.

 

[blurstoftimes]

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I post recipes on my insta (failed attempt at gaining a following as food insta account - I don’t have particularly good self-promotional skills). It takes about 10 minutes to write up a recipe, I dunno why she always acts like it’s such a big deal .

 

[Breakdance Badass]

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Looks utterly foul, the kind of thing a kid (with no tastebuds) would make and you pretend to eat

 

[help i need some help!]

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I don't want soupy liquid in my risotto! Soupy liquid makes it soup. I want a good creamy risotto.

 

[Tabitha D]

And why’s she suggesting she’s not cooked for ages when only a few days ago she was posting about a chicken stew she’d done, roasted veg, lemon pudding, some noxious substance with a raw egg in it etc. I mean, it all looked rank but it was still cooking.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Looks utterly foul, the kind of thing a kid (with no tastebuds) would make and you pretend to eat

Your new profile pic

 

[blurstoftimes]

And why’s she suggesting she’s not cooked for ages when only a few days ago she was posting about a chicken stew she’d done, roasted veg, lemon pudding, some noxious substance with a raw egg in it etc. I mean, it all looked rank but it was still cooking.

she hasn’t cooked for ages in THIS moment NOW. No other moments exist in the Jack Monroe universe.

 

[Silver Linings]

And a hoot. With these replies, madame ambassador, you are spoiling us.