Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano
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And another Americanism for the list (I’ve lived in both US and UK so sometimes I have no idea which side of the Atlantic I’m on, linguistically!)
Why would the bins even feature - focus would be on her / the food
No wonder she cannot be arsed emptying them.
She’s retweeted Marcus Rashford -
Trying to get herself attached to that again when she did bugger all (publicly).
Trying to get herself attached to that again when she did bugger all (publicly).
I noticed this yesterday but just rolled my eyes at it:
And look what she's faved
That’s right up there with using a bag to hold stuff!
Omfg the cheek of this, she’s spent more time chatting about the harvester salad bar and stupid biscoff than anything to do with this campaign!
And bins. Don't forget the bins.
She’s 5ft2 and hates to exercise - he’s in the military - and she decked him? Um, okay
Truth. Thankyou
She's gone back to her original price tiers on Patreon:
$4 (was $4.80)
$8 (was $9.60)
$14 (was $16.80)
$24 (was $28.80)
$44 (was $52.80)
$4 (was $4.80)
$8 (was $9.60)
$14 (was $16.80)
$24 (was $28.80)
$44 (was $52.80)
Well, it is her magnum opus and a seminal work of our time. It's only proper for it to be treated with the reverence it deserves.
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The year is 2120.
The Earth has been ravaged by nuclear war, meteor strikes and solar flares.
The internet is a thing of the past, with history once again passed down through the oral teachings of a handful of scattered tribes.
In the sun-bleached ruins of a place once known, according to the old tales, as Southend, a lone scavenger in search of food stumbles upon a miraculously unscathed storage unit. The words "Cotswold Co. Ltd" are faintly visible through the thick film of dust.
Wrenching the doors open, the scavenger can barely believe the sight before him: one shelf entirely filled with tins of beans. The other, crammed to bursting with folders full of printed pages chronicling the wisdom of the scholars from the fabled land known only as "Tattle."
And right at the top of the pile, in a gold folder all of its own, he finds the single most important literary discovery in a hundred years. The first page simply reads "Potatoes, by Jack Monroe - age 32 1/4."
By the time he's finished reading, the scavenger - one of the few survivors trying to find his way in this broken world - has tears streaming down his aged, weather-beaten face.
"It's true what they say," he whispers to nobody, moved by the struggles of those who came before him and full of renewed appreciation for what little he has. "There's always someone worse off than yourself."
Now duck off.
And from that time; thenceforth, said scripture would be known as The Book of Jack.
What a boy Rashford is though!
Lol there is a tip on there about using a pita bread if you don’t have a clutch bag
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Hello Fraus. I've been here since the early threads lurking under an alias and finally changing to my real self Babysnark after I worried about triangulation. I have at times posted utterly useless replies and added nothing to the thread.
I read you all every day but I'm always too far behind to properly get involved. Like some here I have bad mental health issues that affect my every day life. Every few pages of a thread I "hoot" at the comments here and other tattle threads which is something that is now rare for me.
The heady days of DKL are behind us. But I'm so glad we are all still here xxx
I read you all every day but I'm always too far behind to properly get involved. Like some here I have bad mental health issues that affect my every day life. Every few pages of a thread I "hoot" at the comments here and other tattle threads which is something that is now rare for me.
The heady days of DKL are behind us. But I'm so glad we are all still here xxx
Pop in to the food and drink thread on off topic sometimes there’s no need to keep up & am right there with you with the bad MH times & the hooting x
I try to keep up there too but I have various love island celebs to keep tabs on as well as Mcfly wives (kind of joking). I would love to get more involved soon x
Recipes not making sense shocker...
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She is on a non stop shopping spree! Do her patreon backers not mind? She literally spends spends spends every day like Viv bloody Nicholson.
Bins now.
And that cat toy. A friend didn't send it. She saw the insta ad and thought "must aquire!"
It is stressing me out thinking of the money that flows out of her bank account every day.
Bins now.
And that cat toy. A friend didn't send it. She saw the insta ad and thought "must aquire!"
It is stressing me out thinking of the money that flows out of her bank account every day.
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Instead of DKL, she should have been on Blue Peter - "here's one I made earlier with some sticky back plastic". She has a unique talent - spouting verbal diarrhoea. Any suggestions for what she could create out of all her rinsed baked bean cans? An extension of the Eurotunnel?
There was an article in the Daily Mail yesterday about Kate and William's Kensington Palace apartment having 20 massive rooms. Sounds like the same arrangement JM has going on in Southend.
Perhaps her ideal role would be as a presenter on Crimewatch. Jack 'I'm on the case' Munroe.
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