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Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano
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Running a blender at 1am?! 
She is just begging BEGGING for a blue ticker to engage with her. (Apparently it is Richard Osman’s turn this time
). She couldn’t care less about her ordinary followers, in fact she struggles to disguise her contempt for them and her impatience at their time-wasting questions. She is a truly ghastly excuse for a human being.
Marmalade I know you've already shared this but ffs Jack! You don't half talk some bullshit. Are all these included on the jobs list here?
And how true is this or is she trying to make herself sound like a chef now?
There was talk a while ago about a pop up restaurant/bistro in Brighton, but not with those grubby mitts
And how true is this or is she trying to make herself sound like a chef now?
There was talk a while ago about a pop up restaurant/bistro in Brighton, but not with those grubby mitts
@MrsOgre Apparently Jackie did shifts in Allegra's restaurant:
www.standard.co.uk
I once touched Michael Fassbender’s chest — and I’m still a
Austerity blogger Jack Monroe and chef Allegra McEvedy tell Rosamund Urwin about falling in love, their political ambitions and raising a family
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Thankyou @Marmalade Atkins
I still think she's exaggerating or overegging the pudding. This part of the article is very telling especially the bit I underlined.
I still think she's exaggerating or overegging the pudding. This part of the article is very telling especially the bit I underlined.
She can't even run a 15 min cookalong but now she's gonna open a restaurant 
Sure, Jan. She'd go up in a puff of smoke if she got one average to bad review.
By the way I mentioned how lucky we all are that she doesn't open a restaurant yesterday and now this. Pay us, Jack
Also, I thought she was NOT A CHEF
Sure, Jan. She'd go up in a puff of smoke if she got one average to bad review.By the way I mentioned how lucky we all are that she doesn't open a restaurant yesterday and now this. Pay us, Jack
Also, I thought she was NOT A CHEF
I would dearly love her to open a restaurant only for Gordon Ramsay to turn up to film Hell's Kitchen there. What great telly that would be!Marmalade I know you've already shared this but ffs Jack! You don't half talk some bullshit. Are all these included on the jobs list here? View attachment 225401
And how true is this or is she trying to make herself sound like a chef now?
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There was talk a while ago about a pop up restaurant/bistro in Brighton, but not with those grubby mitts
The small pleasures of living in a detached property with a son who spends over half the week at his dad's...Running a blender at 1am?!
Literary fraus - if someone writes an autobiography do their publishers have a responsibility to fact check it or not?
Abhhh shudders, she’s like a Victorian ghost child living in your wall insulation, she just needs to duck off?
Not sure if it’s sleep or 2020’s social deprivation but absolutely wheezing and actually crying w laughter at this thread tonight - it’s going to be so hard to listen to £2kp/h (I’m guessing) Mark Lewis dramatically reading this back to us in court.
RIP all our assets xMaybe if we ask Vlad very nicely he could pay for Michael Caine to read the 'traazers' bit? And whilst he's there he could also play the part of 'bleeping Redcar' Groucho Jack.Abhhh shudders, she’s like a Victorian ghost child living in your wall insulation, she just needs to duck off?
Not sure if it’s sleep or 2020’s social deprivation but absolutely wheezing and actually crying w laughter at this thread tonight - it’s going to be so hard to listen to £2kp/h (I’m guessing) Mark Lewis dramatically reading this back to us in court.
MONROE’S SOUTHEND SUPPERS, OPENING HOURS
Mon to Thu - 19-22*
Fri to Sun - CLOSED**
*Subject to change if otherwise BUSY
**Am BUSY (no day off in 8 years)
Mon to Thu - 19-22*
Fri to Sun - CLOSED**
*Subject to change if otherwise BUSY
**Am BUSY (no day off in 8 years)
Only Jackie would be dumb enough to claim poverty whilst also proposing opening one of the most financially ruinous businesses there is, during a global recession. Maybe papa has a commercial premise in his portfolio that’s become available
Also more web chat - she needs to google conversion funnels tbh. She should be dying to link her audience through to melted brains recipes on her site which is both monetised and with a bleeping web store?! I’m not going to write much more out as she reads here and she should pay for consultancy work as she so clearly needs it, but bleeping hell she’s done SO well for herself for someone who isn’t very smart tbh.
Imagine paying for her supper club and she put that in front of you.
Worse than the lingreenie but preferable to the Horse Spunk Lasagne I suppose.
Worse than the lingreenie but preferable to the Horse Spunk Lasagne I suppose.
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A kiss of orange zest.
FFS.
FFS.
How can you "give zero fucks" and yet have "crippling anxiety and insecuritiy"? They are diametric oposisites. It makes no sense whatsoever.
'the' books, not just books...woken up irritated by that! Happy Friday
Good job she's detached.Running a blender at 1am?!
“I have landed on something good here and entirely by accident and whimsy.” Is this referring to the time she was splattered across a Cotswold Co. sideboard in her giant undercrackers?
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