Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano

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I know it ended up getting her DKL, which at the time she thought was a good move, but burning any potential bridges with THAT MAN must keep her up at night.
 
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Ohmyfuckingod I want to take a marker pen and correct all the spelling and grammar errors in her fans' replies. "C minus. Shoddy work"
 
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That risotto has reminded me of throwing up about twenty years ago, after spaghetti bolognese and wayyyyy too much red wine in what world does that taste nice? None of goes!
 
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Jack Monroe #65 - Whimsical tales of childhood jam, the 90% vegan with her cheap wet ham.
 
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Husband and I are in mourning for the purple risotto a like

She is just a horrible lazy piece unfortunately
 
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Peasant! How dare you ask for a recipe from me, Jack Monroe the Great! Surely you must know I do not provide such a thing, same as my clothes are always in the wash. Be gone!

Using Instagram to record her recipes is such bullcrap. We all know you use Tattle as your life bible. It’s all here, every single thing.
 
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Jack Monroe #65 - Whimsical tales of childhood jam, the 90% vegan with her cheap wet ham.
The wet ham now making me think of her unruly labia need to bleach my mind of that image.
 
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Why did her grandad put jam on a ham sandwich? It's been bothering me for a bit now. Or did I read it wrong. I'm sure she said that he put ham and jam on a bread roll
 
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