Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano

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And the using any rice thing - god she is such a fucking bore. Risotto rice is hardly much more expensive. Would you serve curry with risotto rice jack? Actually don’t answer that, she probably would.
 
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How long has it been since she has actually worked? (Using that term in a very loose sense..) how long ago was Edinburgh?
 
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And the using any rice thing - god she is such a fucking bore. Risotto rice is hardly much more expensive. Would you serve curry with risotto rice jack? Actually don’t answer that, she probably would.
If you did feel the need to substitute the rice, surely pudding rice would be a closer match.
 
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And the using any rice thing - god she is such a fucking bore. Risotto rice is hardly much more expensive. Would you serve curry with risotto rice jack? Actually don’t answer that, she probably would.
I know, you get risotto rice in my local Aldi, it’s hardly like trying to buy bloody wagyu beef
 
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She’s been down the seafront again with her big pockets, hasn’t she? Don’t tell she hasn’t just cooked up a big bowl of bulb seaweed:
 
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Literally everything she's made in months has been the first thing she's cooked that makes her feel like herself again. I'm pretty sure it's been going on since at least the mayo days.

Also: people have been telling her for eight years now that long grain rice does not make a risotto. That's fine. It's a different dish. But if you invited me for fish and chips, and instead of a battered white fillet you gave me steamed salmon, I would raise an eyebrow. Words have meanings, Jack, and your ignorance about other countries' cuisine is a fucking weird hill to want to die on.
 
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Well it takes a week to check the cost of international post,
 
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