@crystaleyesd you've got me FIZZING up both my lungs here
I was thinking the same! It’s all too surreal. I honestly thought that the references to a radio play made about her life was like a running joke among the fraus, I had no idea it was a REAL THING.Oh dear, I can't bring myself to listen to those episodes. But so I'm clear, has someone actually made some kind of radio drama about JM's life? Featuring June Whitfield?! Am I living in the Upside Down?
Happy to help Jack:
I wish I'd kept the business card from a RNR captain I once knew. It listed things like crocodile wrestler, lover, smooth talker, etc.She was probably gutted you couldn’t fit the whole kit and caboodle on there.
‘I want it to say: Food writer, author, blogger, photographer, author, singer, concert pianist, ex-fire service call handler, book reviewer, poet, Ruby Rose’s stand-in, accidentally conquering my fears ...’
...
‘What do you mean, you can’t fit that all on a standard-sized business card?’
Especially as we all know it'll end up as slop anyway!Why is she asking Twitter what to do with the effing beans? Isn’t that supposed to be her department??
Christ! I hope you had carnal knowledge of him, he sounds amazing! Like Michael Douglas in Romancing the StoneI wish I'd kept the business card from a RNR captain I once knew. It listed things like crocodile wrestler, lover, smooth talker, etc.
Babe, same.I was thinking the same! It’s all too surreal. I honestly thought that the references to a radio play made about her life was like a running joke among the fraus, I had no idea it was a REAL THING.
Come, come - it was you who teed off the day (night?) with that post-apocalyptic zinger. Absolute masterpiece, I’ve read it about, I’m going to say three, times. Like The Road crossed with It’s A Wonderful LifeBabe, same.
I've been FIZZING reading the past few pages and have laughed up not only a lung, but assorted other organs too. You fraus and herren are all comic geniuses!
If eating jacks food is a surefire way to death then sign me upProps to the HE institutional frauen taking one for the team with the god-awful radio programme. I'm on a deadline today but happy to listen to more next week, cringe myself inside out, and report back.
She's determined to punish her parents for their wrongdoings, perceived or real, isn't she? I mean, it never happens that really fucking old fruit trees die and have to be cut down, does it? And has she not considered that perhaps it was so painful for her dad to have to see the tree after his father had passed away that he just needed the reminder gone? God forbid anyone else should have feelings, or pain.
I'm a nail-biter of three decades so I've never actually had nails to know if they get minging (other than acrylics) and thus I've never actively commented on the detritus under her nails but... that is fucking foul. No wonder she doesn't seem to have any friends, they all contracted dysentery and snuffed it after eating her food.
Extreme TURBO burnout over then?
Someone's been snarfing again (
That's going to look...like something has clotted.
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