Jack Monroe #61 Complete, made up, fanciful nuclear-level bollocks

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Pocahontas

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Keeps ... coriander ... in the freezer. Hmmmm
 
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Shesaidwhat?

Funny you don’t see many butterbean roasts on IG on a Sunday.
 
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Veronicaaa

blurstoftimes said:
So she likes her pasta nursery soft, and she likes rice to fall apart in her mouth *gag*

Fraus, do we think perhaps Jack actually doesn't have any teeth? It would explain so much!

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Honestly, how is a risotto with short grain rice a "restaurant wow experience" and something that can ~blow your budget~? Seriously?

Pocahontas said:
Keeps ... coriander ... in the freezer. Hmmmm
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I've done this before but purely for making carrot and coriander soup, it's absolutely fine for that but not for adding 'fresh' to anything.
 
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Pocahontas

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I was more dubious of her wanting to keep stores of the devil’s herb, seeing as she professes to dislike it sometimes and now
 
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Captainmouse

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Ruby Tandoh was on GBBO, not R Jackie!
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Phew, how did I miss you guys were talking about ruby? Or as Giles coren calls her former fashion model and Bake Off contestant turned Corbynite witchfinder general

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herbs sbwerbs all interchangeable when you're cooking slop
 
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Veronicaaa

Pocahontas said:
I was more dubious of her wanting to keep stores of the devil’s herb, seeing as she professes to dislike it sometimes and now
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Oh lord, sorry, I forgot about that! It's hard to keep up with her constant contradictions weird little brain!
 
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Saint_clemmie

Pocahontas said:
I was more dubious of her wanting to keep stores of the devil’s herb, seeing as she professes to dislike it sometimes and now
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She’ll be professing her hate of pineapple on pizza next or some other completely unoriginal “controversial” opinion. Yawn!
 
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ChickenPorridge

Coriander is just another small and irritating inconsistency of which there are so many with Jack. OK, you might keep some at home for other people you are cooking for...but don't fill a recipe with it and tell us you tried it and it's delicious. Puh lease
 
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colouredlines

Ahhh, I love it when Jack stops torturing cats and rubbing her unruly labia all over her sideboards, and just focuses on food...because she's so hilariously bad at it. Simmering pasta. Interchangeable herbs. Bread recipes without salt.

It's INSANE that she has made a career from this. She knows less than an enthusiastic amateur. Hell, she knows less than most unenthusiastic amateurs.
 
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NellieBoo

Why does everything have to be soft?! I just looked on her website to see if any of her recipes have any texture AT ALL. But the ads were covering the drop down menu so I couldn't .
 
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Pocahontas

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NellieBoo said:
Why does everything have to be soft?! I just looked on her website to see if any of her recipes have any texture AT ALL. But the ads were covering the drop down menu so I couldn't .
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Cos she’s just a widdle baby who needs her nursery soft food
 
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