Went to go and look at the smoothie bowls and I truly hate the way she refers to affil links... "I may get a small percentage". No, you will get a percentage you lying cow!
What is your motivation for sharing it? You could have just sent the link without spending time making it affiliated?!
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omg purposeful misrepresentation of affiliate programs absolutely boils my blood, they should be fined by the ASA for this shit. These lot get 3-15% dependent on the retailer, it can be as high as 50% if you’re promoting trash like flat tummy teas and teeth whitening crap. Some worked examples for the class taking an assumed 3% commission:
- Hinch promotes a £4.99 cleaning paste. She makes 15p per sale, so yes “pennies”. 10k of her audience buy it, that’s £1.5k from one aff link.
- Jackie promotes a £30 nutribullet. That’s 90p per sale. 10 of her disengaged af audience buy it, that’s £9.
- Jackie promotes her £500 pizza oven, that’s £15 odd per sale. She’ll need just 11.3 Lib Dem voting enablers to buy one to afford a new alarm clock.
I suppose growing up watching your dad rake in a significant passive income through his property hoarding aff program payments are probably offensively small but grow the fuck up it’s literally free money?!