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urgh. Grim. Also, she’s nearly sent 200 tweets since her return. About absolute shit.
Since when was
Fuck me. I’d rather poke my eyeballs out with a hot spoon (or, as is the case right now, when all of the kids are in bed, have toast and marmite, followed by Nutella and crumpets). What is wrong with this woman that she has to dip a pickled egg in fucking Frazzles? Just eat the egg and have the frazzles. Jesus wept.
WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?????
Agreed! What a try hardOh no she's gone Scottish again. As someone who's lived their whole life in Scotland (save for a brief 6 month stint in Bristol), I can honestly say I've never had a haggis Scotch egg, it's not a thing.
Gingerly puts hand upWhy does she always go on about putting crisps in sandwiches?! It’s something most people have done for years she didn’t bloody invent it!
Just saw this part of your reply. Makes sense now!
I think you might be right. I certainly wouldn't want to be her rolling pin tonight - at least the grater can rest easy for once.
If she listen to her mum she would know the only crisp worth putting in a sandwich is tayto cheese and onion. End of petal. Bet she's not even had a bag, even though she's been there done it and invented it mate.Why does she always go on about putting crisps in sandwiches?! It’s something most people have done for years she didn’t bloody invent it!
Just saw this part of your reply. Makes sense now!
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!Gingerly puts hand upwhispers I have never had a crisp sandwich
OMG<whispers> I've never had a crisp sandwich either
yay!<whispers> I've never had a crisp sandwich either
Surely this wasn't on a holiday? We all know she's not had one for years.Oooooo ... FANCY!
I don't generally have potato sandwiches either thoAll you people who’ve never had a crisp sandwich. For the love of butter, lashings of it, make one & eat it. Crisps are made of POTATOES don’t you know!
what, not even a chip butty ?I don't generally have potato sandwiches either tho
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