The young activists on Bayo’s campaign team chatting on their yoof app about how the ‘famous’ one in the office is really off on one today. 
Jack Monroe #579 She's essentially Scrappy-Doo in a bell jar now
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She played a few in my city recently and it was good vibes. Her lyrics are brilliant, I just wish she'd stop putting them to music.
What is this office of which she speaks cos no way has the malingering gobshite got a job. Is some organisation having to humour her letting her put staples in the staplers or something so she can claim Important Activism?
I could not name or sing one Taylor Swift song but even my curmudgeonly self has been moved by the pure happiness of all these young swifties exchanging their bracelets and going mad. It reminds me of the time I once tried to walk past a well-known Camden club in the afternoon and found myself in a teenybopper riot because Harry Styles was visiting.
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Only very briefly, @Bread
She played a few in my city recently and it was good vibes. Her lyrics are brilliant, I just wish she'd stop putting them to music.
What is this office of which she speaks cos no way has the malingering gobshite got a job. Is some organisation having to humour her letting her put staples in the staplers or something so she can claim Important Activism?
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I'm the second oldest person in my office... The majority of my colleagues are in their mid twenties, but I would never, ever do the "in my day..." chat with them.
It seems ... smug... Somehow.
It seems ... smug... Somehow.
You have no friends. These are just randommers you’re buttonholing in the supermarket again.
Surprised she didn’t choose some inaccessible jazz cd to show what sophisticated taste she has in music. Nice!
Yep. No normal person does this rubbish. Either she’s so starved of attention that she’s gabbling shite to anyone who’s crossing her path or (most likely) Jimmy Nail.
don't give her ideas, she'll be playing the office Zoomer Archie Shepp and Sun Ra tomorrow
One, if Lindsey Buckingham wasn't there, it's not Fleetwood Mac imo
Two those tickets are bleeping expensive, like they were £90 a ticket 20 years ago.
Just what you'd spend if you were broke
Two those tickets are bleeping expensive, like they were £90 a ticket 20 years ago.
Just what you'd spend if you were broke
Always punching down. Jack just duck off please.
Nah I won't, can't, SHAN'T be entertaining the mental image of her doing a slo-mo Pammy in Baywatch run down "the office", traumatising her colleagues with (surprising, nonconsensual!) jiggling.
Fortunately, the mysterious Deletion Fairy should be paying a visit on Thursday so we can forget this ever happened.
Fortunately, the mysterious Deletion Fairy should be paying a visit on Thursday so we can forget this ever happened.
You may have just manifested her turning up tomorrow with The Very Best Of Kenny G on cassette.
So now Jack's scrabbling around for ways she can stand out from everyone else and be different and special by... pretending she's old. What a deep and interesting personality.
Depends if choccy has one to borrow.
Committed Marxist Leninist Socialist who puts his medals on to salute the Queen, Comrade Choccy, only has Shostakovich, Rule Britannia and the Best of Wham!
Probs also a signed single of Careless Wispa.
Shame none of these young people have a phone in their pocket to Google these things. What is the world coming to?
Equally surprising, those bookcases haven't fallen on anyone yet. Or perhaps they never existed. Either way, I don't hang about in an office all day to come home and read about someone else's tedious office japes. Try and think of something interesting, Jack.
Equally surprising, those bookcases haven't fallen on anyone yet. Or perhaps they never existed. Either way, I don't hang about in an office all day to come home and read about someone else's tedious office japes. Try and think of something interesting, Jack.
My Wikipedia app glitches sometimes and this made me laff
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