Jack Monroe #579 She's essentially Scrappy-Doo in a bell jar now

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rage naan

I cant believe i just wasted ten minutes on this

 
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Valiofthedolls

houseofhoop said:
Tragic twat
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In soooooo many ways. Same day.

Jack Monroe #290 The Violet Elizabeth Bott of food, she will cook and cook until you are sick.

Did she delete? I can’t see that On her weekly planner. Tomorrow is sausage and mushroom stroganoff. Yesterday was cannellini, bacon and pork pie. #90percentvegan
tattle.life

That Moscow mule mug bollox led to this banger which could be applied to well, any of the above, from @Veronicaaa tho
Allegra. You were not married, so it’s not a wedding ring.


Louisa. You were not married, so she’s not your wife.

I WANT YOU TO BE MY WIFE!

If she wasn’t so utterly odious, you’d almost feel sorry for the complete and utterly pathetic twat she so consistently makes of herself.
Nah, never mind. No you wouldn’t. Fuck off, Jack
 
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houseofhoop

Fuck me. Why did she get away with this odiousness for so long?
 
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Hollaaa

Fish stank fish stank
Absolutely rank
They give off a massive honk
And when they've LEFT they've hank*.



*past tense of honk
 
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KebabGirl

MurielSnark said:
There's that line from A FIsh Called Wanda where someone says "apes don't read philosophy" and another character says "Oh yes they do; they just don't understand it".

Don't know why that popped into my head while contemplating guest just now.
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Apes don't read philosophy would be an amazing thread title. Timeless, suitable for every Guest occasion!
 
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Grifty Mc

I I’ve still got not idea who this ‘Gary’ person is. But I am thinking there could be a very teeny tiny suggestion. That guest. Might be lying!
 
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I'm not actually here

Grifty Mc said:
She’s awake
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Really late to the party here (been stuck in Elevenerife), but I went to visit some friends one time and they had a set up pretty similar to the one in the pic, so I went to sit on the 2 seater sofa in front to watch the fishes, and they said, "Oh, you can't sit there. That's just for the cats when we are out at work". There was no other seat in the room!!!

Fish dad my arse.
 
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Grifty Mc

Who the fuck doesn’t let their guests(!) sit in a chair but says the fish tank is for their cats? wtf? Is the sitting chair for the cat?
 
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Valiofthedolls

For some reason, I’ve just thought of her clicking to select Gym rat and now cannot stop laughing


And the hiking to set fire to garlic and take photos at Country Music festivals (for one person) held in her own back garden.

Off she hikes to the Country Music festival, with her spectacles and her three cheap toffees!

ss @Marmalade Atkins and for extra cringe
Such. A. Dick.

Rock and roll through n through tho.
 
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Grifty Mc

The tinder profile has to be what someone with the confidence of cocaine writes. Or else no self awareness. But the 5.17 is the most ridiculous. Just say 5 ft 2. Or the other ffs.
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And also I imagine any DR foolish enough to swipe whichever way would class vaping as smoking as there are pics.
 
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Valiofthedolls

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Onestorytoomany

She has gone a fish too far now. I eoll see myself out. Oi pet stop chatting up drs, they actually BUSY and have no time for your shit!
 
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