Jack Monroe #579 She's essentially Scrappy-Doo in a bell jar now

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I think her fish tank consists of pieces of cold water cooked pasta floating in drained tin fish oil. If you squint or are drunk/high enough they could be mistaken for fish.
Aye, those bow tie ones could defo be mistaken if they had congealed and broken a bit on one end.
 
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Any chance she’s telling DrLawnFish she’s a Fish Dad because she had Allegra, Nigella, & Gordon in a bowl 13 years ago?
 
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If it exists I’d say unfortunately it’s both 1 and 2.
 
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Fish dad fish dad
Jack's a fish dad
Quickly fishy swim away
Take the only change ye had

 
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Oh ffs that should say chance. I've had a Nando's and a three wines.
 
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Ahh I always remember Annie Nightingale playing that on the Sunday night request show.
Back on topic: before Jack's time.
 
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I know someone said lawn fish dad didn’t follow her but I could have sworn a week or two ago when she first “fished” for attention on this I thought he was following her. Apologies to lawn fish dad if this isn’t the case but maybe he has never followed her or else he has unfollowed which would be funnier.
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Ahh I always remember Annie Nightingale playing that on the Sunday night request show.
Back on topic: before Jack's time.
Sorry I’m a 1978 truther!
 
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heh, just watching Jane McDonald on C5 and our old pal gary wilmot has shown up

I've been here all these years, but I can't actually remember why we started invoking him, but this thread title will always be iconic

 
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heh, just watching Jane McDonald on C5 and our old pal gary wilmot has shown up

I've been here all these years, but I can't actually remember why we started invoking him, but this thread title will always be iconic

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Remind me who he is as I’m trying to watch the kicky ball and read tattle and I don’t think I can find the back story on this at the same time.
 
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Fish dad, fish dad
Why you so sad?
Because Jaws is coming after you
And her cooking looks like poo.


Why you cry,
Fish guy?
Guest lie
And on farts
Rides high
 
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Fish fish fish
Fish fish fish
Jack is shit
The end

my creativity is at an all time low.
 
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heh, just watching Jane McDonald on C5 and our old pal gary wilmot has shown up

I've been here all these years, but I can't actually remember why we started invoking him, but this thread title will always be iconic

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Because Jack is an attention seeking idiot and so this…

Led to this…

Which OF COURSE could only lead to…THIS



Screenies from top, @SmolWarrior @shugabug23 and @jenny2603

Here’s the link to Jenny numnums post and then you can work backwards from there!
Edit: here’s the tweet that preceded the sad twat’s cat tweet at top. Also @shugabug23
Here’s the link to that so where it all truly started. guest is such a tragic twat.
 
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Tragic twat
 
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A school friend of mine was related to Gary Wilmot by marriage and one year she had her birthday at one of his concerts. We had front row seats and a private meet and greet afterwards. What made it weird was that we were 8 or 9 and had absolutely no clue who he was. Nice chap though!

On topic: guest should be banned from owning animals.
 
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