She's gone full Aunty Pat, appearance-wise! I love it.
Jack Monroe #575 The only poverty she's interested in alleviating is her own
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bleeping hell THE NOSE.
The final shot where she’s fidgeting, so horribly awkward. If you don’t feel comfortable in the limelight do something where you’re not in it.
She thinks there is an angle she can hold her head that improves things. She is wrong.
She's starting to resemble this nightmare fuel from 80s kid's tv (I'll spoiler it for those of a gentle disposition)
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Her knife skills have actually deteriorated, if that’s even possible. And this is peak guest
Not convinced by the latest Charlie's Angels reboot
Nice to see she’s been reading the thread and is going for Richard Madeleys hairstyle.
Amazing!
I am 45 and I’m currently studying for a degree. Growing up in a cult where women were not allowed to be educated, meant I don’t have the opportunity or the grades to allow further education, so I had to start again.
I bleeping love learning and expanding my mind
Ugh. What the heckin' heck @Fareshare?!?
Not only is Jack completely discredited as a budget cook and anti-poverty activist, she's never been a regular unpaid volunteer of the kind they're trying to plug here.
Anyway... can't help noticing that Fareshare didn't go with their celebrity partner, Marcus Rashford, on this junket, despite waxing lyrical about him on their homepage. Perhaps he wasn't available. Or perhaps they thought it was great optics to go with a bunch of white women for this one.
Got some more screenshats
I like this part when she gives a narc fury stare then storms across the room like she’s about to shiv someone in the back with a homemade shank she fashioned out of old tins.
And this part where she’s not listening cos she’s busy preening and checking how smokin’ hot she looks
The body language here at the end where they’ve clearly been posted for the camera speaks absolute volumes
I like this part when she gives a narc fury stare then storms across the room like she’s about to shiv someone in the back with a homemade shank she fashioned out of old tins.
Pretty obvious that they signed her up for this without proper due diligence, got the backlash when she mentioned them and worked out a damage limitation strategy to
1) not introduce her or say her full name if at all possible
2) minimise her screen time
3) not show what she’d been responsible for cooking
4) turn off comments
5) focus on Candice and their own volunteers
6) not signpost that she was involved
7) not allow her to be shown/seen as an anti-poverty activist or budget cook
She’s finished.
Was she lifting those boxes?? What happened to ‘mostly use a spoon these days’
Oh my god. I've never read that before - the photos are so ridiculous I never got any further than them. Oh my god.
I just don't believe it could have worked like that. How did she pay for it? How did she pay for the train tickets? How come instant long term childcare was suddenly possible after all?
Has anyone ever actually contacted her employers or the RSPCA or anyone about her?I mean I just don't believe that if they did, it had any connection to here.
And talking about someone like this isn't harassment! This isn't for her to read! Gaaah
There's a lot in there though. Marauding happens. There's a flurry. There's an infamous landmark legal trial. There's a billion very close friends she met yesterday
is upsetting though. It's like she writes this tale of woe and being a wraith and a wreck who was zonked out on jellies all day every day and then goes "oh crap i tell people I'm the best mum ever too " and adds in a quick"uhh but I still gave my son meals and took him to school! Even though I couldn't function!" then promptly (used correctly) starts talking about staring at a wall for two days. Ugh. Then she invents a scenario where her son thanked someone for making mama well again just to synthesise the whole thing. "See! He was there and I'm not pretending it didn't affect him after all even though I literally just said that". Ugh poor kid.
Also isn't that the one where she pretended what's obviously her rib cage is a peeky cheeky lil pot belly? Lol
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No earrings and no expensive watch.
You can recognise the dish that she's prepared straight away.
It's brown, no texture and it's feckin' mushrooms.....again.
You can recognise the dish that she's prepared straight away.
It's brown, no texture and it's feckin' mushrooms.....again.
Wonder if now everyone’s seen her we’re at last going to get a filtered to duck damage limitation selfie?
Nope, can't watch it. I'm putting my sphincter first for once.
I bet she's dying to share the video on Xwitter to stick it to the "trolls" who thought she wasn't actually involved with FareShare. Telling the truth about one thing in ten years isn't the flex she probably thinks it is.
I bet she's dying to share the video on Xwitter to stick it to the "trolls" who thought she wasn't actually involved with FareShare. Telling the truth about one thing in ten years isn't the flex she probably thinks it is.
Where’s lost bobble face?
Unless I'm mistaken, this is the first gig she's had all year? Agent Adrian must be on sabbatical or something.
That beige hair is awful 
Maybe she thinks she's so famous she needs no introduction?
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