Valiofthedolls
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Tattle doesn’t do this to you, though.Gak is better than tattle, to be fair
Tattle doesn’t do this to you, though.Gak is better than tattle, to be fair
Well, at least one grifting sociopath was found guilty of ::checks notes:: 34 felonies today.
An incomplete list of high days and holy days:
The day she became guest
The day he became Le Grand Chocolat
Sue Lee Day
Dordrecht Weekend
J1g Tuesday
Hungrier and Hurtier Day
Hattenstone Hatchet Job Day
etc
Well, quite.Her singular talent is making all food look (and sound) absolutely foul. She's like a chef from a Roald Dahl book brought to life.
The face of a teenager who said they liked foxes once when they were six and has been receiving vulpine gifts from their grandparents ever since.
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“Yes you will smile for the picture and yes you will write a fucking thank you letter”.
Remember, it's Tuesday, tender butter beanGuest hasn't even liked the post yet.
Well, they say TV adds 20 teeth.Never stopped her before. This is what she claimed to look like on the day she became guest and what she actually looked like on the night and on tv the day after courtesy of @CrackingOwlSanctuary View attachment 2969000
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Terrible.
Edit: Just remembered another pairing, from
I knew her in that era and just after. Cooking was never mentioned- she was a photographer/model mostly.Quick question for the canal historians.
Has Guest ever once referenced her cooking/recipes before The Poverty?
Not the Allegra era but when she had the Nepo job and the luxury flat with the parking space.
Me, reading this whilst catching up: I wonder if Geetbo is reading along with interest.16,000 hits, fuck off.
My best mate has 100k+ Instagram followers because he's gorgeous and posts lots of photos of him on holiday in nowt but tiny swimming trunks. Never once has he mentioned to me the struggles of living in the public eye or being gently stopped in the street. He goes to work in an office like the rest of us![]()
You never, EVER fail to make me laugh!Who’s your best mate? Purely out of academic interest
Not Jack. The day (May 2, 2020) she wanted to piss in a she-wee yards from her multiple bathrooms while listening to Elbow in a tent in the garden was also the day she coincidentally decided “her boy” should learn myriad new skills.Wasn't one of the things that tipped LJ over the edge and sent her running for the hills when she came home from a hard days work and Jack had trailed half the contents of the house into the garden and set up a tent to sleep in?
Yes flare ups/sometimes I can't lift a spoon/other times I can benchpress the Queen but COME ON. If the flare ups were as bad as Jack claims and she has to be spoon-fed and have her arse wiped by her nearest and dearest, why would she ever risk one happening by sleeping in the garden for absolutely no reason. Twat.
Careful there, Jack. The last time you pretended to be a reader of Ye Olde Books, you made Ye Right Olde Twat of yourself (again).View attachment 2964186
Book Jack is back
Makes you wonder why Chocco and Ev didn't wonder why their kids were setting off for school at 5am. Maybe they were too busy portioning out the cold beans to notice.I'm Sure this has been mithered (I pronounce it MYTHERED, I can imagine Ena Sharples saying saying it like that in a withering tone of voice) at length already but or takes about 15-20 minutes to walk a mile. So, in the best case scenario, she was spending 3.5 hours a day walking to and from school??!! Evens Charles Dickens would have thought that was a bit OTT
Yeah she actually didn’t live far enough away to get a pass. I regret to inform you that she was, in fact, lying. Big Chocco’s address is all over the internet, and we know she went to Westcliffe Grammar for Girls with Lilac Mercedes (no vans or land rovers allowed)Where I grew up, if you lived more than 2 miles from school you'd get a free bus pass. Perhaps Chocco wanted her to roll through ditches and swing through the trees on the way - as practice for her intended military career?!