Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something

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I have a lot of time for fareshare and I will be pretty disappointed if they have involved Jack in a campaign. I know they have history but there’s a lot of stuff happened since then which I hoped they would have taken into account before getting into a filthy bed with her. It’s not going to work well for
 
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NOT NOW squig. Guest isn’t hustling, she’s BUSY doing IMPORTANT WORK delivering the message that there are vans parked on an industrial estate in Barnsley.

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Please please please let Matt be a jacksock rather than a top level troll. In the whole box of frogs that would just be 👨‍🍳👌
I am sure Matt is a Jacksock. Happened to have almost a whole year away from twitterx which just so happened to coincide with Guest’s absence…
 
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I am sure Matt is a Jacksock. Happened to have almost a whole year away from twitterx which just so happened to coincide with Guest’s absence…
That absence could equally be explained by it being an account set up to troll Guest. No Guest to troll = no account activity.

Reading their historic posts, I’m certain it isn’t Jack.
 
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From The Guardian: Liverpool fan Emily Farley outside her house, which has been decorated to mark Jürgen Klopp’s final match as Liverpool manager this weekend

Jack: over to you. Show us just how committed a LFC fan you are.
This has reminded me that many, many years ago I used to have a 6' tall cardboard "Frothy Cresta" polar bear that accidentally fell into my then boyfriend's pocket when we were walking past a cinema feeding station refusing to buy their over-priced popcorn.

I wonder what happened to it?

For the uninitiated - those were that days that we got REAL adverts - none of this woke, humourless shyte we're stuck with now. I don't know why anybody buys anything when you look at how it's advertised these days.

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Any grown adult who owns a cardboard cut out of a football manager should be on a register somewhere.

Definitely agree. A polar bear is acceptable though.
 
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That absence could equally be explained by it being an account set up to troll Guest. No Guest to troll = no account activity.

Reading their historic posts, I’m certain it isn’t Jack.
Yes I read his post as an utter piss take tbh.
 
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gonna be difficult to get up at 5am and grind and hustle for your campaigns when you're up posting at 3.26am
 
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Any grown adult who owns a cardboard cut out of a football manager should be on a register somewhere.

There was a video a couple of years ago of some Irish guy playing football in his backyard with all his Liverpool cutouts and then getting a little pat on the back from cardboard Klopp. Absolute danger.
I have I miniature cardboard cutout of Susan Boyle, is that okay?
 
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It was quite the thing, I was meandering along minding my own business and I suddenly got attacked by six feet of ill-advised polyester. I don't normally care what you do on your own property, but it was genuinely dangerous, it obscured sight lines for people driving and cycling and if I'd been less steady on my feet I could have easily fallen. Fortunately, I know one of my local councillors quite well so I got her to have a word with the relevant people at the council, who came round with some cable ties, and said "look, nobody wants to spoil your fun, but let's just secure everything properly, shall we?"
If we won the league* (never going to happen 🍉) I would be that danger (as @Lobster Johnson puts it) and my house would probably be visible from space.

*even 1-2 to us is a big ask tbh
 
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Carry On Jack is on TV just now. Also has its own nitwit. We'd rather you didn't though, guest 😒

So my doctor gave me a new painkiller and it knocked me out. No hangover either. Amazing.
 
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Morning you horrible lot. I was burning the midnight oil to 3 am this morning. I had work to finish and my kids are bright and breezy this moring, so alas here i am i will not be endorsing the fare share charity whilst she is working with them. There are so many better people out there than that woman and its disgusting they are promoting someone so awful.
 
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Carry On Jack is on TV just now. Also has its own nitwit. We'd rather you didn't though, guest 😒

So my doctor gave me a new painkiller and it knocked me out. No hangover either. Amazing.
There was a happy ending to that film IIRC.

Here's hoping.
 
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