SouthendRealEstate
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At conference?Day 3 of Hellsite silence. Do we think she's... At work? Asleep? Away wild camping? Hiding away in some writer's sanctuary testing Greek recipes? Lost her password? Packing?
At conference?Day 3 of Hellsite silence. Do we think she's... At work? Asleep? Away wild camping? Hiding away in some writer's sanctuary testing Greek recipes? Lost her password? Packing?
Because, reasonsWhy is she like this?
Jack. SPOONS (plural)who’s buying a second hand spoon???
That seems perfectly reasonable!I do that for two books and two books only. Because I got tired of questions and awkward double takes from visitors who saw Ian Kershaw's enormous, two volume biography of Adolf Hitler screaming his name in capital letters across my living room.
Big Linda's?who's fancy ride do we think that was?
I think this might be tricky wording again, she doesn’t specify if it was her first or second name she was bullied for. While her old first name was nothing that would have stood out in her generation, her old second name is slightly unusual.So she was bullied for her old first name at school? According to her “colleagues” at the ONS, her old name was about the 50th most popular girls’ name in the UK at around the time she was born. I find it highly unlikely she was the only pupil with this name at an all-girls grammar with over 1,000 students on the roll.
And going back to her first Vegas trip in the summer of 2011, did she take her son with her? If so, why on earth would you take a child less than two years old to Sin City in the heat of summer? If not, it appears that she had no trouble arranging child care. Was she still on maternity leave at the time, or signed off with stress, bearing in mind this was a mere two months before she handed in her resignation?![]()
Including herselfno you didn’t have itchy skin from smartprice washing powder.
Of course she didn't.
When has she ever washed anything?
Got *to* bed. Ftfy guest
I shall go investigate... Laid up with cold and chest infection so need sth to occupy me!!She progressed to having quite an extended twitter convo with her. Janey has tweeted what to her are acceptable extracts. Apols tech eejit so can’t post. But both she and Jack are most keen to make out they are prey to the maddos out there. Obvs very much not like them of course.
The octonauts was the only kids tv I could stomach. Brum, Bob, Roary the Racing Car and Pat the incompetent postman can all get in the binI've never heard of the Octonauts - I'll look for this. Bing the Bunny, Little Drum, and Bob the Builder can only take you so far (and I hate the new Bob and Brum episodes. I liked the original ones much better
A box of beans???Thanks to @witchofwestbyfleet finding guest’s poetry opus magnus Whistlestop Tour in the archives, we can deduce that tattoo is almost certainly in guest’s very own handwriting
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A Whistlestop Tour Of F**king Up Everything
I found a notebook a while ago – still unpacking boxes in the little flat I moved into in July – with a few scribbled songs and poems in that I wrote when I was unemployed and life was,…web.archive.org
Ahh yes, it's similar to the good old "Cold Oil to Cook With" ParadoxPfft I always freeze my pasta water while hot. Saves cooking time in future. #maverick
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THAT MAN has posted on Instagram some ways to use up salad leaves at the back of the fridge.
No rotten pesto thank fuck but some of the cutlery is giving me real guest vibes. He’s all in her grubby rusty cutlery niche.
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Not at all, tenderstem, at least, not to me. And likewise, I don't begrudge ownership to anyone who achieved it by means other than bone-deep laziness and grift ( in other words, guest)!I realise that I'm from a very lucky generation and I despair at the housing policies from all shades of government.
It genuinely makes me so sad and I hope I didn't sound flippant with my comment about buying a property.