Jack Monroe #573 Close your Patreon, you thieving liar

[YerDa]

That Sonia Poulton thing is about 16 months old, isn’t it?

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

New thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-573-shes-definitely-lying-about-something.45274/

(I numbered it wrong - but have asked mods to edit!)

 

[HotesTilaire]

I'm confused. I thought her books were colour coded because of her autism brain needs things to be colour coded. But now she's saying it because of her manic pixie ADHD brain?

Nah it’s was just the fashion, the Home Edit started it.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Here's a novel idea Jack, spend some quality time with your kid and don't post about it and keep it for yourself, you'll feel better for it
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With this and Simon Harris posting a pic of him cutting one of his newborn's umbilical cords I am so sick of elder millennials not keeping things to their fucking selves

oh is jack’s fellow grifter back online?!

 

[Nonah]

And then everyone clapped

 

[L3moning]

I think this might be tricky wording again, she doesn’t specify if it was her first or second name she was bullied for. While her old first name was nothing that would have stood out in her generation, her old second name is slightly unusual.

Speaking of names, I always find your username amusing for some reason.

As I've said before, the plot of a certain folk song is a heck of coincidence if Jack had never heard it before choosing that name. A couple of parallel timelines over there's probably a smol pov pixie called Polly Oliver.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Will Jack wake up non-binary (again) today. And possibly Swiss?

Only if someone has a explained the lyrics,

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

I think the "Michael" actor is the same person who does the voice of the velvet jacketed Meerkat in the insurance adverts. I really want that to be true

Yes - you're right!

I'd forgotten that but when you mentioned it I can remember reading it somewhere. Vocally very talented.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

I don't think it's easy to just rock up as a cash buyer, money laundering regulations are very strict and you have to prove where every penny (Jack in the bathtub lol) came from, which might prove tricky for her. I gave my son a chunk of deposit for his first home and had to produce verified passport, a year's bank statements, utility bills and declarations about my intent and involvement. Not sure that grifting on SM would cut the mustard for her!

We bought our house in Belgium 2years ago with help from my wife's dad. I think the extent of their check was "How much?" But that ties in with my experience of officialdom here.

 

[lilykestrel]

Has anyone reverse searched the van pic yet?

it's not giving any identical hits via Google Lens

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Ooo. I wonder if Religion Jack is gonna make an appearance

She is the Chosen One, no doubt about it.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’m not happy being here whilst deadnaming her is tolerated though. I don’t think it’s right and I don’t like seeing it. And as the poster who reviewed all the posts I’d liked in the last year showed - and the posts in the last few pages show - people here want to do it, other people are happy to allow it the canal has changed into a place where deadnaming isn’t discouraged and is accepted, that’s not the place for me and some others then.

 

[MooBelle]

It's a real podcast/YouTube channel and they do have an interview at 4pm but it is with a survivor of human trafficking - not guest. They are just using trending hashtags to get their tweets noticed

Ah thanks. I was reluctant to press the link!

 

[pumbilical cord]

When did we last get one? There've been much fewer over the last year, generally - maybe being called out over lying about filters has had some effect?

Was it Question Time?

 

[Elastoblast]

I'm listening to a podcast about George Santos and his outrageous , easily checked, told for no reason lies are really giving me Monroe vibes.

Scamfluencers by any chance. I very much enjoy an everyday tale of a chancing bandit getting their comeuppance

 

[Carefree]

Can we count how many teeth we have again? I’ve 32 #thosewerethedaysmyfriend

I have dental issues and this is very triggering! Warned!! Ffs

No football chat either? But Arsenal can't win the league now. Boo hiss!

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Scamfluencers by any chance. I very much enjoy an everyday tale of a chancing bandit getting their comeuppance

nope, but maybe I’ll give that a go. It’s Chapo Trap House. I like their take that he’s only 7% weirder than anyone else in congress.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

God, more terrible dresses. Is southend famous for the worlds most hideous dress shop or something? Jesus pet dont poke the bitch.. i mean bear?!

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[People-huv-tae-know]

Wasn't she reading up on Stasi stuff a while back? Mein Kampf would not be a stretch for her.

 

[Captainmouse]

I read this today in an article about David Bailey's son and it reminded me of the Sitwell thing. Such pov.

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Sounds like Alice evans