Geetbo
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Can we not post things like this too early in future Thankyou xGet some new material you sad cow.
Can we not post things like this too early in future Thankyou xGet some new material you sad cow.
Ooooh the squig who’s had their eyes opened to guest and the VBI today is asking her for a refund!!!
Cannot compute porch. A UK porch is a cramped, damp vestibule of stinky footwear, next door’s asos delivery and a mealy-bugged spider plant, with a pile of dubious charity collection bags shrivelling under the letterbox. It is not somewhere one would chat with a WRAF. What is this shit? Is it canned?On the porch…!?
What - like in the bloody Waltons? Aged Olive in her rocking chair telling tales of long ago. With a wide eyed Jack sitting cross legged at her feet sipping a mint julep as the crickets chirped in the bush. View attachment 2930259 Fuck the fuck off. It wasn’t 1920s mid west USA you fantasist slopbotherer.
innit."What have I started?".... Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off
So now we’ve got randy old RAF Olive regaling Jack with her tales of knee tremblers in shop doorways with good corn fed Kansas GIs, old Gladys the Society Magazine fan who instilled in young Jack a love for the Queen Mother, Tara P-T and along with then-nine year old Jack was ABSOLUTELY INCONSOLABLE at the death of Diana, and Dusty Old Saucy Aunt Helen with her pile of More magazine position of the fortnights down the back of the cistern.Jack’s childhood = 1990s
“Elderly” = over 70?
I think the implication is that with Olive the WRAF we’re back to WWII Jack again. What age was Next Door Ev’s god-fearin’ lil minimel when Good Time Girl Olive Drab (ret) was regaling her with stories of randy Yanks and her saucy exploits just to get her hands on some nylons?
This reminds me of my grandma fetching me from school, and before leaving to get me she would pour out the orange squash ready to immediately add water to the minute we got through the door. God love her.My dad too used to cycle to work as we couldn't afford a car. In rely frozen winter my mam would bring his bike into the living room and put it in front of the coal fire so the seat was warmed. True love
I believe her policy was you have to contact PayPay yourself. But you will literally cause literal children to starve if you do.As if Jack has anything as profesh as a refund form. Poor squig.
FTFY tenderstemBy the time someone’s managed to get cash out of people for things they‘ve not delivered five times in a row, one has to conclude it’s a featu, not a bug.