I'm still curious to know what caused the prolonged silence - and what prompted the return. Behind-the-scenes legal drama? Someone looking into her finances? New OH? Rehab? Simply trying to salvage her 'career' by saying as little as possible?.... Return of the Jack seems so contrived, like she's been scribbling in the Moleskine..,"relaunch career". Step one...soft launch: football chat. Then onto mild political chat...
Am convinced the insufferable twat’s been dumped by the latest wealthy OH she thought she was going to marry so now she’s desperate for 1. Attention and 2. Money.I'm still curious to know what caused the prolonged silence - and what prompted the return. Behind-the-scenes legal drama? Someone looking into her finances? New OH? Rehab? Simply trying to salvage her 'career' by saying as little as possible?
I think you'll find it was... checks notes.. a known stalker who hacked all her accounts and only let her back on if she bigged up the red kickyball team and dissed Rishi mateI'm still curious to know what caused the prolonged silence - and what prompted the return. Behind-the-scenes legal drama? Someone looking into her finances? New OH? Rehab? Simply trying to salvage her 'career' by saying as little as possible?
You forgot her attempts to go viral by jumping on the bandwagon of a hot new viral video clip she just discovered.I think you'll find it was... checks notes.. a known stalker who hacked all her accounts and only let her back on if she bigged up the red kickyball team and dissed Rishi mate
SPOILER!!!!! And also, how do you keep re-growing bits?!!!A couple of week ago I chopped the top of my finger off. This is it now, waiting for the nail to grow back as the finger has repaired itself. It did not feel anything like a sensitive tooth after 20 minutes. Also as a clumsy adhd person (like our guest) the idea that the last time she cut her finger was 20 years ago is hilarious. The last time I cut my finger in a way I'd bother mentioning was during lockdown when I accidentally fed my boyfriend part of my hand in a ragu.
I would agree with this plus taking advantage of the attention around Baby Reindeer to insert herself into a sympathetic narrative that isn’t her own. This is a classic Jack move, particularly if she has fucked up which I think we can classAm convinced the insufferable twat’s been dumped by the latest wealthy OH she thought she was going to marry so now she’s desperate for 1. Attention and 2. Money.
Bet she’s desperate to post a thirst selfie and to show off every single aspect of where she’s living and what she’s done with the place. Wonder how long she’ll be able to resist that temptation…
Can we all have a guess? I reckon SB told her if she didn't stop embarrassing him, the family, Sarfend, Essex (and multiple other areas of GB), Cyprus, Greece, and Georgia, on or offline, he'd <blankety blank, blankety blank>I think you'll find it was... checks notes.. a known stalker who hacked all her accounts and only let her back on if she bigged up the red kickyball team and dissed Rishi mate
She’s ditched kickball cozI would agree with this plus taking advantage of the attention around Baby Reindeer to insert herself into a sympathetic narrative that isn’t her own. This is a classic Jack move, particularly if she has fucked up which I think we can classgetting caught in a congetting her accounts hacked as.
What is the main theory why Jack does this? I’ve never got it, does it drive up engagement? It’s not like she posts anything of real note (not intentionally anyway)
To stem the flow of “you cant cook and you lie on the internet for cash” repliesWhat is the main theory why Jack does this? I’ve never got it, does it drive up engagement? It’s not like she posts anything of real note (not intentionally anyway)
for sure!Has there even been a Jack bingo card/drinking game in this thread for all the shite she comes out with?
Describes something as "cheap"
Crumbly shoulder
Almost kidnapped!
Peaky Blinders!
Unscrewed lightbulbs... etc.
Hours... Probably decades of entertainment.
And also, how do you keep re-growing bits?!!!
I wonder if it’s just that she keeps trying to test the waters, which normally these days results in lots of replies of the type “You thieving bellend”, so she locks down again while she tries to think about what to do. The sad thing is, Jack, there’s nowt you can do; you ARE a thieving bellend and the whole of t’internet knows it (as, I expect, do you, deep down).What is the main theory why Jack does this? I’ve never got it, does it drive up engagement? It’s not like she posts anything of real note (not intentionally anyway)
She knows NOWT. Not deep down nor superficially. NOWT.I wonder if it’s just that she keeps trying to test the waters, which normally these days results in lots of replies of the type “You thieving bellend”, so she locks down again while she tries to think about what to do. The sad thing is, Jack, there’s nowt you can do; you ARE a thieving bellend and the whole of t’internet knows it (as, I expect, do you, deep down).
She's gonna play the starry comments club starry with all the oh woe is me ebil trolls drove me away again shite. Nope, guest, as ever it's your own doing. You are a prize wazzock.What is the main theory why Jack does this? I’ve never got it, does it drive up engagement? It’s not like she posts anything of real note (not intentionally anyway)
I left school in the late 90s and sometimes wore trousers. A female friend wore them all the time for school.Trousers? To school? Age 12, in the year 2000? Someone notify the press.
I was 14 in 2000 and I can't remember any girls wearing skirts. Trousers at school, trackies and tshirts otherwise. I did go to an actual rough school full of poors though...
The girls school down the road from my school at one point only allowed trousers if they were the same colour as their jackets / jumpers. That is a hideous green colour. I think I saw one person wearing them ever. They eventually relented and allowed black trousers by the time I left though.We weren't allowed to wear trousers and our blazers had to be from John Lewis. Girls-only school though with notions and still is.
That said, I'm older than guest and still cannier than she claims to be.
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