Scrolling through off topic and I see some very apt profile pics for those particular threads.
Jack Monroe #569 #YoullNeverWorkAgain
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Thank you @ahkrin. I was seriously tempted to sign up for the evil owl just to find out how guest’s duolingo was going
She's all around us, there's no way out!
I think she did loads of work* on it. I think she bought lots of shiny new lever arch files**, spenny notebooks, highlighters in many colours and a big set of glittery gel pens, plus a box to keep all the old receipts in. The she made herself a special VBI tea shandy, Earl Grey and Bovril or something similar, then got to work setting everything out on her desk. With her tongue poking out the corner of her mouth she painstakingly made lists, then used those lists to make more lists, then highlighted things and underlined things in pink glittery pen, the bungamansion was like a cut scene in a crime drama where the police create a trello board. After hours*** of work, despite all the crumbly and ouchy parts, she had it, the VBI, she could prove that Asda smart price tinned tomatoes had risen in price by 5p between 2019 and 2023, and Asda regular own brand tomatoes had only risen by 3p in the same period. This was it, she had done it, she was the saviour of the poors! And so she retired to the nest bed, where she napped, ate, grifted and spite tweeted for the next week.I also think she did duck all. Didn't even get started just did some epic bullshitting for a few weeks to generate the
*work in the sense that she understands work, which is not the same definition as the rest of the world. I’m of the opinion that she genuinely believes she earned those honorary doctorates, that she thinks all the “work” she has done during her “career” is the equivalent of the work put in to an actual PHD.
** when I was child I thought lever arch files had something to do with Liberace, because they sounded similar to me.
*** by hours I mean maybe two, with breaks.
Looks like with the Greek course it's possibly easy to rack up the points initially with the learning the alphabet section which is basically just matching symbols but to progress with the main pathway you have to put some effort in so of course the dopamine reward is slower.
Ah, the Weinstein defence.
@Five hundred dogs that’s absolutely on the money, just could’ve peaked with the £40 a roll, or whatever it was, list wallpaper.
How she had the nerve for that I’ll never know.
How she had the nerve for that I’ll never know.
Apropos of nothing whatsoever, other than was looking for this second ss a bit back and couldn’t find it.
guest’s book launch when she’d been with Leggy about 3 weeks and was already “accidentally” engaged
Leggy finally got rid of her for good in mid June 2015. guest got custody of Rachel in the split
ss @Pavlova
guest’s book launch when she’d been with Leggy about 3 weeks and was already “accidentally” engaged
Leggy finally got rid of her for good in mid June 2015. guest got custody of Rachel in the split
This is clearly the week of the year in which guest’s a giant LFC fan
You’ll never work again. W
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Hello neighbour!
Maybe she's got her eye on Big Si as her new other half? After all, she'll be well aware that he's got half a million quid in the bank. That's a lot of flat caps and flat pack.
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Dear God, there's the crossover we don't need - Skank (Katie Price) and guest. Being the most bankrupt lesbian lesbians ever with the most and worst health issues evvvvvaaaaa known to any health professional anywhere.
I’ve often thought that Skank and guest are two sides of the same coin. They’re simultaneously completely different and weirdly similar. I’d genuinely be fascinated to see what would happen if you locked them up together in a Big Brother type situation. Would they bond? Would they fight? Would they fu..
? They both need the money, do you reckon we could get a kickstarter together to make it happen?I swear there’s a bleeping wheel of misfortune in that hoarded shithole that she spins and makes up/repeats the same “saddo of the day”
She doesn’t half fall down the stairs a lot.
Bonus: KILLER 
Broken: Foot
Sprained: Shoulder
here are all the other versions of that very same incident.
They’re baaaaa-aaaaack
Dislocated: Kneecap
SHE’S FINE.
BONUS OUCHY MOUTH (SEVERE)
A mere two months later: On the P word of the day calendar, PHENOMENALLY and PERPETUALLY have cacophonously arrived.
Sprained: Ankle
BONUS OUCHY MOUTH (SEVERELY SEVERE)
*see also:
HAND: LARGELY UNUSABLE
KNEE: LOCKING INWARDS
SHOULDER: TWISTED/DROPPED
Broken: Foot
Sprained: Shoulder
They’re baaaaa-aaaaack
Dislocated: Kneecap
BONUS OUCHY MOUTH (SEVERE)
A mere two months later: On the P word of the day calendar, PHENOMENALLY and PERPETUALLY have cacophonously arrived.
Sprained: Ankle
BONUS OUCHY MOUTH (SEVERELY SEVERE)*see also:
HAND: LARGELY UNUSABLE
KNEE: LOCKING INWARDS
SHOULDER: TWISTED/DROPPED
latchmere, lighthouse or fox and hounds?
They also both like lip fillers, ridiculous photo shoots, and getting engaged after knowing their partner for five minutes. KP has the Mucky Mansion, while Jack has the Begrimed Bungalow (I would also accept the Dirty Dormer). I’d encourage it just for the drama alone.I’ve often thought that Skank and guest are two sides of the same coin. They’re simultaneously completely different and weirdly similar. I’d genuinely be fascinated to see what would happen if you locked them up together in a Big Brother type situation. Would they bond? Would they fight? Would they fu..
The Lighthouse do a fab Sunday lunch ! I’m more “square”latchmere, lighthouse or fox and hounds?
Chocco will always be around to bail her out of the tit if it gets really bad, for that very reason. Better that than the multiple cynical grifts tho. At least that way they can keep it in the family and she doesn’t have to rinse even more victims.
Here’s more detail about the DODGY AS duck “fundraiser” after the Pulse nightclub shootings.
“Artists have DONATED works which you must buy from my own personal shop (which I set up just last month. What a delight that an opportunity to use it for the grift has come along so soon!). When all your money is in my personal account, I will personally donate your money to The JustGiving fund” But as you’re giving me all your money, I won’t be providing receipts of how much has actually been raised or that I’ve actually donated 100% of it, so don’t even ask.
Here’s the link https://archive.ph/KVfsI
She claims to have coined in A GRAND on the first day
What a bleeping “scheme” indeed.
www.echo-news.co.uk
This was all just FIVE MONTHS after she’d scammed in £68,761 from that Kickstarter for the “self published” book of hers (that she already had a book contract for) that didn’t materialize til 2018
As a reminder, she states the money she coins into her personal shop will go to the JustGiving fund
Here’s the link https://archive.ph/KVfsI
She claims to have coined in A GRAND on the first day
Author raises £1,000 in one day for Orlando victims
LOCAL artists have raised more than £1,000 a day with an online sale of their work in aid of the Orlando shooting victims.
As a reminder, she states the money she coins into her personal shop will go to the JustGiving fund
but…
From the Florida Times Union, here.
www.jacksonville.com
From the Florida Times Union, here.
Scams, waste loom after millions donated in wake of Orlando nightclub shooting
The more than 430 fundraisers posted on the GoFundMe website after the mass shooting at a gay nightclub in Orlando have exposed weaknesses inherent in these popular do-it-yourself charity campaigns: …
www.jacksonville.com
May 2016: As a reminder, she was riding high at this point- this was slap in the middle of her being feted all over the media for coming out as non binary, and in the past 6-8 months she’d also got the first Honorary Doctorate, coined in £68,761 in a Kickstarter AND got a book contract, she was still a Guardian darling, had “come out as vegan” which had changed her life! had bylines is everywhere etc etc.
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I wonder how the friendship with Heather is going?Chocco will always be around to bail her out of the tit if it gets really bad, for that very reason. Better that than the multiple cynical grifts tho. At least that way they can keep it in the family and she doesn’t have to rinse even more victims.
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Here’s more detail about the DODGY AS duck “fundraiser” after the Pulse nightclub shootings.
Oh, and on the subject of her shop, this is what lovebombing looks like“Artists have DONATED works which you must buy from my own personal shop (which I set up just last month. What a delight that an opportunity to use it for the grift has come along so soon!). When all your money is in my personal account, I will personally donate your money to The JustGiving fund” But as you’re giving me all your money, I won’t be providing receipts of how much has actually been raised or that I’ve actually donated 100% of it, so don’t even ask.
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Here’s the link https://archive.ph/KVfsI
She claims to have coined in A GRAND on the first day View attachment 2885419View attachment 2885420View attachment 2885467What a bleeping “scheme” indeed.
This was all just FIVE MONTHS after she’d scammed in £68,761 from that Kickstarter for the “self published” book of hers (that she already had a book contract for) that didn’t materialize til 2018Author raises £1,000 in one day for Orlando victims
LOCAL artists have raised more than £1,000 a day with an online sale of their work in aid of the Orlando shooting victims.
As a reminder, she states the money she coins into her personal shop will go to the JustGiving fund
View attachment 2885468but…View attachment 2885474
From the Florida Times Union, here. View attachment 2885471Scams, waste loom after millions donated in wake of Orlando nightclub shooting
The more than 430 fundraisers posted on the GoFundMe website after the mass shooting at a gay nightclub in Orlando have exposed weaknesses inherent in these popular do-it-yourself charity campaigns: …
What a bleeping repugnant, manipulative vile human being, THIEF AND LIAR she isMay 2016: As a reminder, she was riding high at this point- this was slap in the middle of her being feted all over the media for coming out as non binary, and in the past 6-8 months she’d also got the first Honorary Doctorate, coined in £68,761 in a Kickstarter AND got a book contract, she was still a Guardian darling, had “come out as vegan” which had changed her life! had bylines is everywhere etc etc. View attachment 2885437View attachment 2885438View attachment 2885439View attachment 2885440View attachment 2885441
About as well as the opportunities for others ethos behind Bootstrap and her Fort Knox-ed private Facebook account, I’d sayI wonder how the friendship with Heather is going?
I remember some of the Heather stuff from when it was happening in real time, it just felt off even then when I thought of Jack as basically well-intentioned but ditsy?Chocco will always be around to bail her out of the tit if it gets really bad, for that very reason. Better that than the multiple cynical grifts tho. At least that way they can keep it in the family and she doesn’t have to rinse even more victims.
View attachment 2885394
Here’s more detail about the DODGY AS duck “fundraiser” after the Pulse nightclub shootings.
Oh, and on the subject of her shop, this is what lovebombing looks like“Artists have DONATED works which you must buy from my own personal shop (which I set up just last month. What a delight that an opportunity to use it for the grift has come along so soon!). When all your money is in my personal account, I will personally donate your money to The JustGiving fund” But as you’re giving me all your money, I won’t be providing receipts of how much has actually been raised or that I’ve actually donated 100% of it, so don’t even ask.
View attachment 2885412View attachment 2885465View attachment 2885414
Here’s the link https://archive.ph/KVfsI
She claims to have coined in A GRAND on the first day View attachment 2885419View attachment 2885420View attachment 2885467What a bleeping “scheme” indeed.
This was all just FIVE MONTHS after she’d scammed in £68,761 from that Kickstarter for the “self published” book of hers (that she already had a book contract for) that didn’t materialize til 2018Author raises £1,000 in one day for Orlando victims
LOCAL artists have raised more than £1,000 a day with an online sale of their work in aid of the Orlando shooting victims.
As a reminder, she states the money she coins into her personal shop will go to the JustGiving fund
View attachment 2885468but…View attachment 2885474
From the Florida Times Union, here. View attachment 2885471Scams, waste loom after millions donated in wake of Orlando nightclub shooting
The more than 430 fundraisers posted on the GoFundMe website after the mass shooting at a gay nightclub in Orlando have exposed weaknesses inherent in these popular do-it-yourself charity campaigns: …
What a bleeping repugnant, manipulative vile human being, THIEF AND LIAR she isMay 2016: As a reminder, she was riding high at this point- this was slap in the middle of her being feted all over the media for coming out as non binary, and in the past 6-8 months she’d also got the first Honorary Doctorate, coined in £68,761 in a Kickstarter AND got a book contract, she was still a Guardian darling, had “come out as vegan” which had changed her life! had bylines is everywhere etc etc. View attachment 2885437View attachment 2885438View attachment 2885439View attachment 2885440View attachment 2885441
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