It must infuriate her that people in the Comments Club, where
Off Catfishing perhaps?Can I just ask wtf she means by a 'fishing gig'? Is she being paid to fish for an audience? Speaking at an ichthyologist conference? About to perform some slam poetry using fishing as another tired metaphor for addressing poverty? Is she back on her Christian Jack and off to be a 'fisher of men'?
Or does she just mean 'fishing trip' and once again this is an example of Jack using words that do not mean what she thinks they mean?
i just bought Lucy Worsleys book ON Agatha. remind me to factcheck guestFWiW, Agatha Christie was very well know for her love of surfing and the sea back in the 1920s. This is not new news. She certainly wasn't a pioneering British person to surf standing up, but was most likely one of very few British women to do the same simply due to the social constraints of the time.
But like I say, this not a new barely known revelation.
Back once again for the renegadeMaybe the fishing gig is to catch some eels for her Cockney Pearly Queen Xmas dinner.?
Eel behaviour.
Actually I didn’t even think of that haha what a knob! Jack, not me that is.Still bemused that someone who claims to be poor and lives within walking distance to the sea, in a county which presumably like any other has rivers and pools, would travel to the other side of the country for a spot of fishing, but you do you, Jack.
The Spousetrap.Jack's past patterns of behaviour, especially her habit of using SM to make pass agg attacks on people in her IRL, lead me to believe that her recent silence has been due to her being focussed on a new beau, and not wanting to come off as crazy by posting madness on SM, which evidence suggests frightened Harold when he found out about her twitter presence and reputation.
Now, the new beau has seen sense and LEFT (probably surreptitiously, in the night, by a window) leaving Jack to pull out her usual playbook. What's that I hear you cry: introspection and a commitment to learn from the break up and do better? Don't be stoopid, OF COURSE NOT! Nah, it's another twitter drive-by shooting at her recent ex and also LJC while she's at it (cos Jack is like Rose in Titanic or, more realistically, Alex in Fatal Attraction: she NEVER LETS GO).
From the LFC tweet and garden tweet, we may gather that the proximate cause of her most recent break up was perhaps concerns expressed by her ex about her relationship with her son. Hence, time to prove I AM THE GREATEST MUVVER EVAHHHHH. You're welcome.
Yay!!!The Spousetrap.
Yeah but we Frauen have had to watch her dirty, shaky (flappy skinned) hands struggling to grate corned beef.She's probably been watching all of the regional feature/cookery programmes (Rick Stein, Hairy Bikers, Andi Oliver, Mary Berry,etc) and decided that she can pretend that she's been travelling during her absence and is so popular that she's been invited to fish on an inshore boat and then prepare them a meal as a thank you.
Those poor fishermen/women having to eat a mackerel or dab curry (of course it's not real so they'll be fine).
It's been playing over and over againThe Spousetrap.
It’s deffo a gig. There’s no way she’s funding that trip herself (or taking the boy along).Still bemused that someone who claims to be poor and lives within walking distance to the sea, in a county which presumably like any other has rivers and pools, would travel to the other side of the country for a spot of fishing, but you do you, Jack.
Get a job Jack, and don’t you come back no more
And, of course, the article cites this approach as “a genius hack”. Enabling tossers.Has anyone seen this before? It’s an article where she says she avoids “battles” over eating her slops at meal times by making her son (and HER ADULT PARTNER) have a public chart where they can only list four things that they don’t like to eat.
Food writer Jack Monroe has the most genius way of getting her son to eat (almost) everything
Even if you’re the kind of person who will try everything from offal to deep-fried Mars bars, that doesn’t necessarily mean your children will be the same. Most kids spend years being fussy about what they eat, and that can be an uphill battle for parents. However, dinner time doesn’t always...www.lifestyledaily.co.uk
The controlling, spiteful cow. I can only imagine poor SB’s looks like this:
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…if this is anything to go by:
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So only sometimes will the poor little sod even try the shit that’s put in front of him. No wonder he’s usually asking for nuggets and mash. I bet Louisa was too. And she’s a vegetarian.
Thread title nomination please. I knew the Canal would deliver on funny titlesThe Spousetrap.
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