Maybe she's hoping for a gig (
At the risk of sounding as old as my Gran, wtf are those emojis meant to mean?That would require her to put some effort in though,
At least Croydon, Liverpool and the whole of Scotland are safe.Sad-fishing in Torquay! Look out South West fraus, man the barricades!
Bib #thread titleMore Jackatha Christie fan fiction:
The Pale Horsemeat Lasagne
13 at Dinner (only 9 alive by dessert)
The Witless for the Proscuitto
The Murder at theVicarageBungamansion
4:50 from Shoeburyness
A Pocket Full ofRyePoppyseeds
Mysterious Affair at Groucho
Five Little Pigs; Five Deadly Chipolatas
Death on the Tiles (of Jackatha's loo)
D(evil)led Eggs Under the Sun
She just can't help exaggerating a point beyond believability can she? I think I've heard the cream thing before, probably on "The Unbelievable Truth" or "You're Dead to Me" but just a cup of cream, not a goblet of heavy cream
Oh ffs it's so obvious when pointed out! Thankspaceyou!Dear tenderstem?
a bunch of gobletdegook uttered by a true gobshiteJack’s DEAD grandad used to drink his sherry out of a set of miniature silver ones (one missing).
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Oh hang on, it’s just the one goblet, and he used to put his fag butts in it down the alley and now it’s for “thingies in the hall”.
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Oh hang on, that’s bollox too, cos he didn’t use a goblet as an alley ashtray, cos he used to drop his cigarette butts down the back of a wall with a traffic cone and a milk crate behind it
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Needless to say all goblet-related guest utterances are a big steaming goblet of bullshit.
More like “imaginary kick-off on the 15.27 to Southend Victoria(n times)”Or...
Murder on the Celerytown Express
A pocketful of crumpled bus tickets, surely dear tenderoilsNo-one for Dinner
Arse on the Table
Five Little Squigs
The Non-moving Whinger
Crooked Spouse
A Daughter’s a Fraudster
A Pocket Full of Lies
Unfortunately, Leatherhead has different connotations."Shoeburyness" is a lovely name...like an affliction or condition..."it's nothing, just a touch of Shoeburyness"
That's a lot of words for "my grandad nicked stuff from the milkman and the roads department for literally no reason".
Don’t forget the Very Beniballs INDEX.If she’s popped back up today to make a twat of herself wheeling out her tedious trite shite to distract from and make us forget that four years ago this very week she was making a twat of herself with the fat content of mince, horse spunk lasagne and lost ladle face and last year she was making a twat of herself claiming she didn’t WANT the NEWSPAPERS to recognize her with all the other famous people so NAH NAH to you and two years ago next week she was making a darn tootin twat of herself turning boxes inside out to make boxes before root root tootle reccomendin’ Georgia’s finest, don’t bother, guest (happy guestiversary for the 18th, by the way!)
We haven’t forgotten. Just like we haven’t forgotten the Sue Lee grift, the Patreon grift, the Teemill grift, the Kickstarter grift, the GoFundMe grift, the “put your money into my personal account and I will do the rest” grift, the “I can’t pay my rent” grifts, the “I need to fix my website grifts” the “I can’t afford bread, jam or shoes for my child” grifts and any and all the myriad others you’ve based on lies and manipulations about your DIRE circumstances and bad mentals. And that’s before we get to your neglect of animals and your gleeful use of your platform to bully the vulnerable.
A disgrace, a pariah and an absolute joke. In “football parlance”, that’s quite the hat trick, pal.
Has ''Chamber of Slop'' been mentioned yet?
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