She’d be the deadliest catch amirite
She’d be the deadliest catch amiriteMaybe Agent Adrian has managed to scrape her a cameo on Deadliest Catch
It could be a number of things. A fishing gig, a pronged trident used to catch fish…What the fuck is a fishing gig?
They are cheap to her because that kind of food has always formed part of her poverty tourism.can you also fuck the fuck off with the pathetic need to preface bourbons with CHEAP. there are no expensive bourbons they are 35p in marks for christs sake
A paddling pool gig, a rave gig, a peaky blinders fancy dress gig. These are only of course if she is allowed to add imaginary things she has done.Maybe she thinks that everything she does constitutes being "a gig", thus making it tax deductible.
A toilet gig, a shopping gig, a sleeping gig
It's the same as her "two cheap toffees" shtick - the poshest M&S "Double Devon" toffees are 4.8p each, whilst the bargain basement equivalent from Asda are... 3p. Is it really worth bragging about saving 3.6p for two, especially when the ingredients are so similar?The nature of “the footy” is that it’s on all the fucking time. As her beloved hero Klopp likes to constantly moan about, they play back to back a lot of the time. So based on that logic guest has been popping back at least weekly, except oh, she hasn’t has she.
can you also fuck the fuck off with the pathetic need to preface bourbons with CHEAP. there are no expensive bourbons they are 35p in marks for christs sake
"I'm going to Liverpool for a football gig"Brilliant, I hope she comes up here for a match. I’m going to get my posse (Laz and Kebab Girl) and stand outside wherever it is the Reds do football with placards saying “Jack Monroe is a glory hunting poverty tourist who robs the poor”. Or maybe just “Jack Monroe is posh and robs poor ppl”
“Jack Monroe is a Tory who reads The Sun” should do it.Brilliant, I hope she comes up here for a match. I’m going to get my posse (Laz and Kebab Girl) and stand outside wherever it is the Reds do football with placards saying “Jack Monroe is a glory hunting poverty tourist who robs the poor”. Or maybe just “Jack Monroe is posh and robs poor ppl”
I concur. We hate her hereJust popping in to say people who say 'it's mine all mine' need to get in theand also Jackie, the south west doesn't want you.
and also features her £5k Burberry Brit jacket...I haven't been keeping up with threads lately so sorry if this has been said, but it's killing me that she's gone to the trouble of making sure her memoji/metaverse avatar or whatever this is has her lip fillers
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Not only does she read the sun, she shilled for the express, fucken Tory.“Jack Monroe is a Tory who reads The Sun” should do it.
It's why the trout pout is a tax-deductable. Obviously for a show and not her crippling narcissistic ways and ill-gotten gains.Maybe Agent Adrian has managed to scrape her a cameo on Deadliest Catch
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