Fucks sake this is tit but I’m absolutely flying on my meds tonight so this is as good as it’ll get.
Based on her Gazpacho Soup recipe on her website…. I call it Horny GazJackSo
First you grab your cucumber;
No need to peel it back,
Your skin is full of goodness
I’d pay good money just to feel it against my crack
You are an onion with papery layers
Who needs wrapping in cling film
For this game in which we’re both players
You’re a naughty stick of celery, who I desire the most
And I can’t concentrate without having you close
Like garlic and pepper too,
You leave your stain on me, and in the middle of my Foo.
But that doesn’t matter because I need all of you
We are blended together,
Just like gazpacho soup
They say we are perfectly useable.
We just need to be put in the freezer
But I can’t think straight right now
Thinking about you, my bleeping geezer.
You garnish my body,
From my head to the ends,
You give me a pleasant little crunch
And you’re my texture, my lover and friend
I still want to put part of you in my blender
And season you with sugar
But I feel that we wouldn’t last that long,
We’d be the texture of a booger
We go at it top speed for a minute,
And if feels like everything is super smooth .
But I can’t do more than two minutes
As I’d burn out my camel hoof.
I love how you season me
With saucy compliments and kinks
I need to go in the freezer right now
And have 40 winks
Then I’ll be your deliciously cool treat
And you can serve me right up
Then flourishingly beat your meat.