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It started off as a fun thing having a new thread every 1000 posts, it could go on for millions of pages. It feels less fun as it often causes so much drama šŸ˜¬ but it's handy to know where to find posts - a collection of ring binders rather than one massive one.

I wish some reality tv show would get her on, she'd be worth every penny in entertainment!
 
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It started off as a fun thing having a new thread every 1000 posts, it could go on for millions of pages. It feels less fun as it often causes so much drama šŸ˜¬ but it's handy to know where to find posts - a collection of ring binders rather than one massive one.

I wish some reality tv show would get her on, she'd be worth every penny in entertainment!
Release the hounds
 
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Lads I have been literally wheezing with laughter catching up here this afternoon, you truly are the funniest cabal of mithering ninnies, dear ā¤s xx Now get fucked!!
 
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I love the arguments over thread titles on some threads. It makes me feel like Iā€™m 8 again.
 
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So she popped up to breadcrumb that she's done well not to off herself, that she's busy doing something that has nothing to do with activism or cooking and then fucked off again. Little sweat.
 
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So she popped up to breadcrumb that she's done well not to off herself, that she's busy doing something that has nothing to do with activism or cooking and then fucked off again. Little sweat.
Sheā€™s done nothing to do with activism or cooking her whole life, so nowt new there.
 
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No, I think FoxyVinto.com means the last tweet the other day/week/whatever. It's still been 84 years since any meaningful discourse from her.
 
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I hope she pops up on CBB along with Sam smith. Itā€™s what viv would have wanted.
 
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My book is outselling all of Guest's on Amazon again. It is a nerdy specialist title.
 
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It started off as a fun thing having a new thread every 1000 posts, it could go on for millions of pages. It feels less fun as it often causes so much drama šŸ˜¬ but it's handy to know where to find posts - a collection of ring binders rather than one massive one.

I wish some reality tv show would get her on, she'd be worth every penny in entertainment!
She could appear on Jodie Marshā€™s self-funded YouTube programme ā€œFilthyā€ itā€™s about mistreating animals whilst believing youā€™re something special, with occasional attempts at thirst traps. I think Jack would fit in.
 
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My book is outselling all of Guest's on Amazon again. It is a nerdy specialist title.
And Iā€™m assuming it doesnā€™t contain mangled English (or whatever language itā€™s in), revolting slop, or encourage the reader to sever their own fingers with a mallet and knife. Thatā€™s probably why youā€™re outselling her
 
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And Iā€™m assuming it doesnā€™t contain mangled English (or whatever language itā€™s in), revolting slop, or encourage the reader to sever their own fingers with a mallet and knife. Thatā€™s probably why youā€™re outselling her
Been reading Lerato Umah-Shaylor's cookbook Africana. An excellent book full of detailed explanations, helpful guidance, beautiful photos and interesting recipes I hope to cook in future.

She's quite fond of a word I didn't know and had to look up: mucilaginous. Very Jack-esque, one might think, until it becomes evident that she understands what it means and uses it correctly.
 
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Radio Four areā€™refreshingā€™ their schedule and announced this new programme. Perhaps in the future thisā€™ll include some 21st century griftersā€¦
 
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View attachment 2792763Radio Four areā€™refreshingā€™ their schedule and announced this new programme. Perhaps in the future thisā€™ll include some 21st century griftersā€¦
ā€œā€¦and in that moment the die was cast. She would henceforth refer to this period of self-inflicted financial difficulty as ā€œpovertyā€, and base her entire ā€˜careerā€™ upon it. As we shall seeā€¦ā€
 
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ā€œā€¦and she recognised that exaggerating that brief period (referred to as The Poverty by those who were dubious about her claims at the time) when her housing benefit was a bit late, could prove quite lucrative. Well-meaning supporters dug deep and made monthly contributions to support her work and keep her frugal larder full, even though this work was itself a fabrication.ā€™
 
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ā€œā€¦and she recognised that exaggerating that brief period (referred to as The Poverty by those who were dubious about her claims at the time) when her housing benefit was a bit late, could prove quite lucrative. Well-meaning supporters dug deep and made monthly contributions to support her work and keep her frugal larder full, even though this work was itself a fabrication.ā€™
Tattlers could write the whole episode in a matter of minutes
 
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