Just called in. Cuz i missed you all. Honestly she has been kind of boring me of late. I know thats her end game, however i have been much more taken with the royal family of late. Her mate harru is a dick head.
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Can you even get expensive bourbons?
Woodford Reserve can be a bit pricey if you're not canny in the shops
Easter - but make it Satanic!
Sorry…one more
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I actually like “Jack’s Cakes Keep Rabies Out”
Would be a great user name
Would be a great user name
Frauen, please please stop as I'm laughing so hard I almost vomited like someone who's eaten Jack's salad bag pesto.might vomit.
Substitute marmalade for eggs??????? Eh?
These are absolutely inspired. Just what the doctor ordered. Thank you all x
Honestly Tattle has given me a LOT of laughs the last 24 hours. Inspo Jack, the CH debate whether it’s a dick or finger….it’s been a hilarious experience. It’s been emotional.
Put that on a Twitter quote Jack, you bleeping tit.
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Urrrghhh I’m so sorry…
Put that on a Twitter quote Jack, you bleeping tit.
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Urrrghhh I’m so sorry…
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Saw them play at Donnington back in the 80s, good timesI actually like “Jack’s Cakes Keep Rabies Out”
Would be a great user name
Maybe they will headline Glasto now Madonna’s dropped out?Saw them play at Donnington back in the 80s, good times
#JacksCakesKeepRabiesOut #Headliners #Glasto
Is it worth starting a new thread?
Until she closes her patreon and tips jar, sends out the rewards and provides proof, tells the truth about the Sue Lee, kickstarter, missing royalties and Trussell Trust money, promises never to own another pet, have another child or write another book, it’s always worth starting a new thread.
I have one of thoseI have a sign for her houseView attachment 2789924
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I always imagine they’re olives!
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That’s not anchovy, that’s her fanny, sprang to mind
We need to go rogue like that one thread about Dizzee Rascal (and also Stormzy is 72 years old), which is still open at like 75 pages
That's not a good idea for anxious folk like me. I'd be too nervous to post in case we all got told off.
I mean, by all means go rogue if you all want to, I'll just be watching and shaking one leg and humming off key.
As I've said before, there's probably not a software limit on the length of a thread, and if there is it's probably the signed int limit, which is ~2,100,000,000 but the server would complain long before that (because 1 thread of 500k posts is harder to load than 500 threads of 1k posts). Another site I post on uses 10,000 posts as the cut off, and that seems to work fine.
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