Jack Monroe #56 I, Jack Monroe

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What would Jack do if Twitter got banned in this country one day?! Jack would be bereft! Off to Grunk the previous thread now.

P.s. I feel like I need to clean my eyes after seeing Jack's bikini photo. I don't want to to see your cleavage Jack!
 
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The fish fingers and rice had me HOOTING. It's exactly the sort of shite I used to make when I was a skint student with no idea about cooking.
 
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Apparently it takes about half an hour to say 4.000 words.

Nobody needs this.
It'll take Jack longer, what with all her dramatic pauses and little quivery voiced, slowed down speech - 'Oh this is so hard for me to talk about but I'm doing it for you, dear listener. Because I SIMPLY CARE TOO MUCH'.
 
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Sorry to go off topic but I made a mixed bean salad for lunch...as I opened the can of mixed beans and drained them I thought of you all....then WITHOUT rinsing them I threw caution to the wind and dumped them on my salad....unrinsed....with reckless abandon.....as you were.
 
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She’s a narcissist and that’s what narcs do
 
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She always picks on successful people like JO, Walliams and now A Rees Mogg. Hers is the politics of envy. Whether you like these three people or not, none of them is sitting on their backsides (or lying naked on a couch), instead they are working hard at their chosen field. I can't stand Jamie Oliver, but he did train as a chef at a top restaurant. Jack, on the other hand, has no cookery skills and poor knowledge of food. A. Rees Mogg was in fact correct in what she said about the price of potatoes compared with oven chips.

Jack Monroe would not suffer from poverty of any kind if she did what millions of other single parents in the UK do - go and get herself a job, instead of lying on a couch trying to bully herself into a media career for which she neither trained nor studied. She does not have the natural tv presence which some people have who haven't trained in the media. Some people come across very well on tv - Jack does not.
 
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Hate to agree with her, but I have issues with a magnum/ice cream being called a lolly. Though I do stretch to a strawberry mivi being a lolly
 
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