Who do you think would play wee Jackie if it was made into a TV mini-series??I realise this is a deeply divisive and controversial issue fraught with all sorts of ramifications but I have to say it - magnum is really ice cream.
As for the crime novel, it won't happen. But if it did....
... the protagonist would definitely be a plucky and rebellious lesbian working class single mum, who has pulled herself up by the very straps of her hardworking boots and made a successful career of having tattoos, blending things and swearing on social media.
She is called in to investigate after a policewoman, a tv chef and a bafta award winning tv producer are all murdered in the same distinctive fashion - choked to death on a tin of unrinsed beans.
reading Rebus novels??
And she's read 40 books recently.So she’s now been working 15 hours a day, 7 days a week while staying in bed for 21/22 hours? Does she forget what she’s tweeted as soon as she hits “send”?
Dipping cheese into marmite butter? Sunbathing? Being in Edinburgh? Eating Greek food?reading Rebus novels??
Exactly! She’s fucking infuriatingDipping cheese into marmite butter? Sunbathing? Being in Edinburgh? Eating Greek food?
Is that the tip jar I can hear rattling in the distance. Its getting closer and closer...
I don’t think she got the response she wanted from flashing her titsTumbleweeds from the blue tickers......Tonight’s schedule - angry reassurance she is FINE because we all need her, an ‘i’m here to stay and looking hot’ pic and profile change and then a night of tweeting every fart that comes into her head.
Tweeting until 7am is NOT considered to be 'at work'
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