Jack Monroe #558 I own a fridge! This is my cooker! Look at my rug! Look at my duvet!

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Jelly Bean

That's interesting re your thoughts on Cooper and Sophie kitten.

Spoilering as mithering about second kitten Mini. Who guest was 'just looking after for a friend'

I've always been of the opinion Cooper did something to Mini. There are photos taken by guest of Mini looking absolutely terrified while Cooper lurks and glowers with his ears flattened back. Jack took no heed of all the warning signs that Cooper felt threatened and stressed. Then poor Mini wasn't mentioned again until the clearly risible rehoming farce. She's a terrible pet owner. I've got an elderly small angry dog and would love another pet but know he would hate it and life would be miserable for him, the other pet and me. Jack just loves the new shiney thing.
 
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RandomFishOils

Tell me, who has ever told this talentless cunt that she can write? Her style is graceless, tedious and completely lacking in education. She is too stupid to use classical allusions correctly, constantly misuses words and phrases and needlessly adds piles of adjectives as if from a thesaurus. Her spelling and grammar has never progressed beyond primary school level. Yet who else would have the sheer chutzpah to write this?



She is so utterly convinced of her own talent. A real life Adrian Mole. I would laugh, if only her complete inability to use an apostrophe (as so elegantly demonstrated here) didn’t fill me with boiling rage.
 
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Django

But wait...guest loves the postman!
But wait...guest loves the postman.
 
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L3moning

As I've said before, Jack's writing style reminds me of someone trying to sound clever without actually knowing what half of the words mean. Or, in recipes, trying to channel Nigella and failing badly because the words uses aren't in any way sexy.
 
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BeardyBap

Django said:
But wait...guest loves the postman!

But wait...guest loves the postman.
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"Almost kissed the postman"... but he was three streets away by the time I'd extricated myself from my priest hole, disarmed the hallway boobytraps, and poked the morning mail with a long stick like Steve Irwin checking how aggressive a nest of snakes was.

elepal said:
She lost me at "use long grain rice for risotto"
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It's beyond belief that this blog post admitting that she couldn't cook and knew nothing didn't stop her 'career' dead in its tracks. And she'd have you believe she's an "industry insider"
 
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moldwarp

Yeah, she can't write. But her style (overblown, pompous, purple, overly influenced by pulp novels and misery memoirs) might be mistaken by someone else who can't write for the style of someone who CAN write.

So my theory is that at some point in her teens, someone who can't write told her that she can write. And she has clung tightly onto that ever since, just as she clings onto every single grudge, irritation or perceived slight from the moment she could talk right up until the present day.

And thank Goddess for that! Because in her fervent delusion of literary grandeur, she has given us such hilarious classics as Howling and Clawing on the Floor, Hunger Hurts like Scars that Never Heal, Twisting, Suppurating, and The Sword of Domocles. The thoughts of which never fail to cheer me on dull days.
 
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drusy

MavisBeacon said:
Just imaging a poor 5 ft tall pre-teenage trans girl wandering round Southend looking like auntie Pat
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Jack's hideous clothes need to be burnt when she's done with them, not inflicted on the innocent.
 
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moldwarp

Ah, so I see that Jack is now on the DFE (Delete Fucking Everything) stage of her cancellation. Which means it's irreversible at this stage.

I remember reading the Some News That Is Good post in real time and being toe-curlingly enraged at the arrogance and faux-humility / innocence of it, as if she hadn't bullied and tantrummed her way into a major TV slot.

It was most satisfying that she then went on to screw it up so publicly. That could have been the start of a proper media career; instead, it signalled the end of whatever career she really had. Everything since then has simply been flailing wildly.
 
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VeniVidiVicki

TurnedUpInTipp said:
Does anyone have a screenshot of the Facebook Make-Up group fecking her off out of it?
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They never kicked her out. They did tell her to shut up though

I also came across this which I screenshotted for posterity. I didn’t bother before as there is no photo but see how many lies you can count.
I got to five lies.
 
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Lazarus

Lest we forget that well known psephologist, Courtney Love.
 
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VielleFemme

I note there that Dr Dr "I've never drunk gin in my life" is planning to "have a gin and go to bed".

Why does she tell such stupid, stupid lies all the time?
 
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GazpachoPolice

And yet another photo of guest with her shoes on the counter top of her kitchen. Vomit inducing.
 
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