I think it was 5k, same as when 5k was stolen from her bank by text
It's mind blowing that in spite of her pathological dishonesty, this is the best and most interesting lie she could come up with.Someone has posted this classic load of bullshit in a ‘wholesome memes’ subreddit
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She’s such a big celebrity and world renowned chef that the comments are mostly referring to her as a bloke or asking “who is that anyway”
Even if you were naive enough to believe that’s not just a picture she took of her own fridge or a load of stuff she bought herself as an excuse to wank on about her recovery (why on earth would they put six yakults in there for a start), how is it wholesome or worthy of celebrating in any way? Don’t hotels typically charge you an extortionate amount for anything you take from the mini bar, or does she want us to think she’s just sooo special that the hotel gave her a load of juice and yakults for free? To be fair, I’ve never stayed in any particularly fancy hotels. Maybe that is the norm for the types of places our tireless champion of the poor likes to stay in.
Anyway, my Harold saw this on reddit and showed it to me, saying “oh I didn’t know she was an alcoholic” so I got to be like “well well well, gather round and I’ll tell ye a tale” and treated him to a small lecture before he had to ‘reluctantly’ tear himself away and go back to work.
The media can be quite discriminatory towards tv cooks who can’t cook, though.
Actually the aparthotel was easy to
it’s right by a Tesco express
I don't believe she'd still be on Kruger Crowne's books if she wasn't getting bookings.
“or do light duties”
I’m a modest budget frau but when I’ve stayed in fancier hotels there was no salad in there either (like the bagged stuff next to guest’s Yakult) and all the bottles have been unopened (unlike the small bottle of orange in the bottom of the door)
I don't believe it's Jack. I went and found the original post and this comment (it's from a year ago, BTW). The replies are doing a fairly good job of disabusing this poster abut "all the good she does", and they made one response, which is so "un-Jack" that it can't possibly be her.
I've found my people. The biggest loss, by a mile, of living abroad is to be without salad cream.
Agrees? I'll lay a bet he drew the short straw in the office to ensure she showed up.
Probably gets the blame for taking her back so is on babysitting duties in perpetuity
I'm gutted she hasn't shown up doing panto, what with all her am-dram experience. She could follow in Katie Price's broken footprints and do a XXX one and be as coarse as she is in her recipes.I’m finding the speculation about J’s whereabouts in this thread hilarious but you’re all wrong. It’s obvious that she’s squirrelled herself away to write her memoir.
Imagine her poring over all the things she’s committed to print trying to work out how to make it all make sense as a unbroken narrative
BIB it must have been a bleeping deep puddle she found that in if it is hers cos it is waaaaaay too clean. I have nightmares about opening her fridge door and seeing what alien lifeforms are resident within.Someone has posted this classic load of bullshit in a ‘wholesome memes’ subreddit
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She’s such a big celebrity and world renowned chef that the comments are mostly referring to her as a bloke or asking “who is that anyway”
Even if you were naive enough to believe that’s not just a picture she took of her own fridge or a load of stuff she bought herself as an excuse to wank on about her recovery (why on earth would they put six yakults in there for a start), how is it wholesome or worthy of celebrating in any way? Don’t hotels typically charge you an extortionate amount for anything you take from the mini bar, or does she want us to think she’s just sooo special that the hotel gave her a load of juice and yakults for free? To be fair, I’ve never stayed in any particularly fancy hotels. Maybe that is the norm for the types of places our tireless champion of the poor likes to stay in.
Anyway, my Harold saw this on reddit and showed it to me, saying “oh I didn’t know she was an alcoholic” so I got to be like “well well well, gather round and I’ll tell ye a tale” and treated him to a small lecture before he had to ‘reluctantly’ tear himself away and go back to work.
Had a quick look at their listings. Didn’t make it past early B. So many people! Some of whom I recognise! Do you think they bundle them up? Want Bear Grylls? That comes with a Guest Air[space]fries*.
QMLAN, but I’ve just realised that some dear fraus might think that my little rant there was aimed at some sort of punctuation pedant on here. It wasn’t - it was aimed at the annoying bloody emojis who insert themselves unbidden when you are using a certain sequence of letters and punctuation. Apologies if anyone took offence!
The yakults have me chuckling
every hotel I’ve stayed in in the last 10 years easily (though I’ve seen it a lot longer) has had a weighted mini bar so if you take out an item (say, a mini wine bottle) it will charge you the £15 or however much. You accept this as the selection and prices are printed in a little notice somewhere around the fridge or on it itself. I tend to bring my own - it was £4.50 for a can of coke in a hotel just off Westminster bridge recently. My northern upbringing could not 
it’s usually wine, beer, coke, sprite, OJ, sometimes mini spirits and mini tonics. If you asked for the booze to be removed they’d either just remove it (and set the weight to reflect that) or add more soft drinks (less likely as it’s the same amount of soft drinks you’d get as standard why add more). 
