Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

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Guest will never land The Masked Singer, it's pretty obvious who someone is when their voice is accompanied by a loud HOOOOOOOOONK!
 
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Why pawn them? I thought that is what you do if you hope to buy them back? As if she has ever set foot in a pawn shop.
She claimed a friend took them to pawn shop for her. Then a bunch of people pointed out it’s illegal to pawn stuff if not the owner and pawnshops have loads of ID checks.
 
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Turns out that for every type of guest, there’s a craft beer can for that.
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And last but most certainly not least
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Ninnies! My husband (completely unaware of Tattle, and would look at me askance if I tried to explain it) suggested a recipe from AGCJ as part of this week's meal plan. While looking it up, I amused myself reading the acknowledgements...

1) Mates with Tom Parker-Bowles, eh? Much destitute, so poverty, wow
2) "A good reputation lasts forever" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sure, Chockers, if you say so...

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3) Rob has a lot to answer for.
4) Battling trolls even before her first book was published! She really is a warrior.

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Also note the amendment to the recipe in question. As I'm sure you can all imagine, natural yoghurt made this an absolute sloppy slopfest, so we replaced it with double goat's cheese (is goat's cheese a typically Greek cheese, BTW?)...
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Ninnies! My husband (completely unaware of Tattle, and would look at me askance if I tried to explain it) suggested a recipe from AGCJ as part of this week's meal plan. While looking it up, I amused myself reading the acknowledgements...

1) Mates with Tom Parker-Bowles, eh? Much destitute, so poverty, wow
2) "A good reputation lasts forever" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sure, Chockers, if you say so...

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3) Rob has a lot to answer for.
4) Battling trolls even before her first book was published! She really is a warrior.

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Also note the amendment to the recipe in question. As I'm sure you can all imagine, natural yoghurt made this an absolute sloppy slopfest, so we replaced it with double goat's cheese (is goat's cheese a typically Greek cheese, BTW?)...
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I saw this….

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…and my brain went here…

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Ninnies! My husband (completely unaware of Tattle, and would look at me askance if I tried to explain it) suggested a recipe from AGCJ as part of this week's meal plan. While looking it up, I amused myself reading the acknowledgements...

1) Mates with Tom Parker-Bowles, eh? Much destitute, so poverty, wow
2) "A good reputation lasts forever" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sure, Chockers, if you say so...

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3) Rob has a lot to answer for.
4) Battling trolls even before her first book was published! She really is a warrior.

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Also note the amendment to the recipe in question. As I'm sure you can all imagine, natural yoghurt made this an absolute sloppy slopfest, so we replaced it with double goat's cheese (is goat's cheese a typically Greek cheese, BTW?)...
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“Thank you to Patrick Butler at the Guardian who in 2022 I will attempt to throw under the bus by blaming him for my saying this”https://www.theguardian.com/society...poverty-jack-monroe-it-could-happen-to-anyone
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“Until this is pointed out and I double down”
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“but it turns out I was bleeping LYING”
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“Because here’s the audio file of me saying it, it wasn’t an interview, and Patrick Butler was just quoting my actual words from a speech I gave in the House of Commons”
(ss @Marmalade Atkins and @Granny Ogg)
ETA and she’s even lying about this bit too because she was 25 when she gave that speech, not 23
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That quote and the bang to rights evidence she said it herself, unprompted, should have totally cancelled her.

@MancBee - it’s a horrible stupid quote. And the fact she got it tattooed after she’d had a child makes me want to weep. Imagine having a mother who goes and gets a tattoo ON HER HAND saying she thinks the ultimate goal is finding something she really loves and it kills her. Evil.
 
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No worries on any misquotes on the Shattenstone interview, what with the two tape recorders used (ok boomer)
I want to hear that, mostly to count how many sniffs there are
 
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“Thank you to Patrick Butler at the Guardian who in 2022 I will attempt to throw under the bus by blaming him for my saying this”https://www.theguardian.com/society...poverty-jack-monroe-it-could-happen-to-anyone
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“but it turns out I was bleeping LYING”
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(ss @Marmalade Atkins and @Granny Ogg)
ETA and she’s even lying about this bit too because she was 25 when she gave that speech, not 23
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Cripplingly shy lol. Is that where "I look like Eva Green/Natalie Portman" and "I'm a good actress, please look at my boobs" come from then
 
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Catching up has been the biggest joy. Getting to listen to Chop chop it's the onion police again? A delight.

The stuff about the new clean sheets and come? Reader I HOOTED.

And it's always a good time to remind ourselves that when confronted, Jack will never ever just straight up admit she embellished. She will always double down, flat out lie and then modify that lie again when challenged. This is my favourite example of that because there's actual audio to back it up.
 
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I always find it interesting how we never seen a pap pic of her out walking the dog, looking like she has been burgering all night, or standing on the patio of some holiday apartment with her latest beau, looking pissed because hes only shagging her for her fame, but their never is. I mean even the one hot wonders get a where are they now mention.
 
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Shithouse onion origin post
Shithouse onion: actual
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Imagine being a person that gets so excited for postcards with shithouse onions on? “Made my day” 🤣🤣

That stan must be devoid of anything interesting or entertaining in their life, and that’s coming from me, someone who barely leaves the house.
 
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I've just checked Twitter and someone has mentioned that there is a small flurry of guest stan activity. They observed that there was a similar pattern before the Currys binfire.
I'm hoping that they're wrong. I don't want her to make a comeback.
I do understand what you're saying, but I'd love a little Christmas comeback chaos. Think of the mithering we could have!
 
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I do understand what you're saying, but I'd love a little Christmas comeback chaos. Think of the mithering we could have!
We will all be sat there on Christmas morning waiting for the Christmas dinner recipe she promised to post when she got back from the school run 3 weeks earlier.
 
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