The fact that James Rhodes, pianist, liked that toddler level key bashing makes me hope his career withers and dies much like hers has. Plonker.
Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Make the painting with the wonky perspective that pays no heed to colour theory, write the horrific poem, plonk away on the piano with a Hulk strength finger as much as you goddamn want. Creativity is for everyone, and it doesn't have to be good to get it's benefits. But you can do that far and away social media (and it might even be better for you if it is)
Ah, James Rhodes the “VERY IMPORTANT friend she hadn’t met yet” whose words seared themselves on her soul so much she waited three years to get them scrawled on her hand in the style of a prison tattoo using her fingernail dirt and a hot paperclip.
Plinkety-Plonker*
Don’t look back(wards). You’re not going that way.
Here too. She must have been shoveling them down that week.
Could they look any more pleased with themselves?
My last post asking for an explanation of per rialto provoked one of the funniest threads in the Jackiverse and in true narc style I am taking FULL CREDIT for that.
So, given that guest is still MIA and I’m hoping for similarly hilarious results, can somebody please explain shithouse onions?
So, given that guest is still MIA and I’m hoping for similarly hilarious results, can somebody please explain shithouse onions?
Aaaah bless! It’s Aunty Pat’s photo from her first ever work ID badge.
Why pawn them? I thought that is what you do if you hope to buy them back? As if she has ever set foot in a pawn shop.
To quote Working Girl: "Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will."
She is a deluded fool.
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Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing
Ahhh the contradictions of the house mate who is there, despite not being allowed lodgers but seemingly doesn’t contribute to the rent otherwise we wouldn’t be having the hecking downsize…all in the crappy bungalow that has enough bedrooms for Jack, lodger and SB yet the hecking decluttering has...
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Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing
👀😂 I’ve just said to my Old Harold that the pomp is hypnotising and is obviously how monarchy kept the masses bewitched and entertained for hundreds of years! 🤣 No wonder we have so much reality/talent tv-here we are now-entertain us. 🤘
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Shithouse onion Tote
(Tote added to media by @That Forensic Man but not sure who did the original)
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£7400.00 watch . March this year was it? So poor.
Oh, it’s even better than I could have imagined!
ETA that looks more like a shithouse shallot tbf. Not that I want to split horticultural hairs.
I would buy that tote bag and use it. If it had 'Secret Frau' on the other side it would be perfect.
It’s ok. Just like Jack, we are not onion-fascists round here
5 minute thing with Tom Cruise Dressing*, 60p
One afternoon in the all-hours flail-and-flurry that was this-glorious-top-secret-for-now-project, I emerged from my writing corner (apologies to Virginia Woolf for not managing an entire ‘room of …
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Slopbot and @traumatised sideboard
Ah yes, I remember that one. Aunty Pat had gone to the hairdresser above the chip shop, A Cut Above it was called. She told Doreen the top stylist (well the only stylist) she wanted it done like a young Delia Smith ready for her new job. She wanted to look older so they would take her seriously, as she had her eyes on the supervisors job. After all, she had got 4 and a half GCSE's and knew she was destined for big things.
She needed quick cash to pay off her sideboard arrears
Why does she list a "large tomato or two" when the picture clearly shows cherry tomatoes?? Accuracy is her flex, after allIt’s ok. Just like Jack, we are not onion-fascists round here
View attachment 2580885Nobody’s calling these fellas5 minute thing with Tom Cruise Dressing*, 60p
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To fund her next hit of Welsh dresser more like.
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