Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing

[Helena Handbasket]

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I’ve just said to my Old Harold that the pomp is hypnotising and is obviously how monarchy kept the masses bewitched and entertained for hundreds of years! No wonder we have so much reality/talent tv-here we are now-entertain us.

 

[Georgia C. Suppers]

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There may be more.

Jack right now:
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many thanks for providing the visual representation of Georgia C. Suppers

 

[Pavlova]

For anyone wanting to go watch in real time.

https://socialblade.com/twitter/user/bootstrapcook/realtime

I love you @Brian Butterfield

 

[Moxie_Mama]

Sh!t house onion. I can’t remember what bowl of slop was in her hands, but she basically printed illustrations from a book as postcards.

 

[ohhhhvienna]

I don’t understand why she keeps retweeting that dead cat Tweet. If I were her I wouldn’t want people to think too much about me and my history with dead cats

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Sh!t house onion. I can’t remember what bowl of slop was in her hands, but she basically printed illustrations from a book as postcards.

If you turn it side ways, it looks like a large robin with a branch up it's bum.

 

[jenny2603]

Sh!t house onion. I can’t remember what bowl of slop was in her hands, but she basically printed illustrations from a book as postcards.

It looks more like a sprouted tulip bulb. That is indeed a shithouse onion.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I've just watched Jack drop 20 twitter followers on Social Blade, thanks to dear, tender @Brian Butterfield. It's like watching a lava lamp.

 

[DoomaThurman]

Sh!t house onion. I can’t remember what bowl of slop was in her hands, but she basically printed illustrations from a book as postcards.

I'm glad it was labelled as an onion, because otherwise who the hell would know?

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Sh!t house onion. I can’t remember what bowl of slop was in her hands, but she basically printed illustrations from a book as postcards.

That is the saddest looking onion I’ve ever seen

 

[NeoCortex]

Sh!t house onion. I can’t remember what bowl of slop was in her hands, but she basically printed illustrations from a book as postcards.

What the hell is it meant to be? Some kind of anal toy?

 

[Pavlova]

Sh!t house onion. I can’t remember what bowl of slop was in her hands, but she basically printed illustrations from a book as postcards.

I'd be pissed off too with a pic of a knackered old onion dear heart x

 

[Ooointitot]

For anyone wanting to go watch in real time.

https://socialblade.com/twitter/user/bootstrapcook/realtime

This is GLORIOUS to watch, I’m so much it’s startled the foster cat

Can the next thread title just be this link?

 

[Dogmuck]

If you turn it side ways, it looks like a large robin with a branch up it's bum.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

 

[Beansbeans]

If that''s a thread title can we have 'cook' in inverted commas. For the sake of accuracy.

I assumed "cook" was a typo tbh

 

[NeoCortex]

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"Yup, that's me, I bet you are wondering how I got here..."

 

[JombleWomble]

I've missed a lot because I've been BUSY so I apologise if I'm bringing up something random mid-chaos, but does anyone else remember Jack claiming that a bread knife was the best kind of knife for cutting anything and everything?*

Well I just tried to cut cheese with a bread knife because I was too lazy to reach for a different one and it was absolute disaster. A food preparation tip from Jack didn't work, shocking!

*I think it was early 2020 because it was before I realised she was, you know... [gesturing towards the years of erratic tweeting]

 

[Lurkingandlaughing]

Today I think we should amuse ourselves by using words Jack Monroe does not use on forums she is not reading and timing how long it takes for those words to appear on her feed. This is a very good game and i am not bored at all.

 

[MsGilmore]

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I see that this is appearing again. People with ‘BPD’ (attachment trauma) aren’t grandiose like Jack. There’s also a huge stigma around the whole diagnosis which doesn’t need to be added to.

On topic - I don’t believe that anyone cares enough to turn up at her house and if they do, they just really want their money back or their Patreon ‘rewards’.