I don't know if I'm the only one but I'm really uncomfortable about all the talk of an enterprise that we don't know has anything to do with Jack in any way whatsoever and has been set up by people who aren't in the public eye.
Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's
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At the expense of making a stupid joke about Jack’s hideous reply to a kid, I realize I didn’t actually answer you.
24 year old Jack’s conniptions on her blog that the lazy fucker then republished as her column in THE NEWSPAPER sum it up perfectly.
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THE NEWSPAPER
Poppyright.
One thing I've noticed this year, is a distinct lack of red paper poppies pinned to the lapels of the general public. I'm sitting in a coffee shop at the moment, with a quick head count of 27 other...web.archive.org
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It REALLY GETS HER GOAT
It’s forever bleeping bonkers to me that any 24 year old ever was coming out with tit like this. Not just the subject, the insufferable self righteous pomposity. It’s truly, truly bizarre.
It’s no wonder 2.5 years later she was terrified of all those young flappers bobbing their hair and flashing their BARE legs while sipping bathtub gin out of flasks stuffed in their garter belts in Glastonbury’s Infamous Charleston Tent.
She was a bit bleeping late with her judgment on the 14th Nov.
I'm uncomfortable, as well, and for reasons I'm not sure I can articulate, with the pregnancy speculation based on nothing more than one of her weird plaid shirts and badly-photoshopped photos.
If she is pregnant, I'll be the first to judge her for bringing a baby into her publicly-documented life of bailiffs and no light bulbs.
The actor from Orange is the new black is way more attractive.If anything she’s chasing Big Lin and dressing the part again. Excruciating.
Almosr as if she’s watched the TV she doesn’t have and asked “Netflix, what does a HEAVILY TATTOOED lesbian look like (just the haircut, I want my highlights and juicy couture tracksuit back if rich rooster or sugarmamas who don’t do awards are imminent). View attachment 2554166View attachment 2554170View attachment 2554172View attachment 2554168View attachment 2554171Louisa View attachment 2554178Leggy View attachment 2554177Harold
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She knows what she’s doing - she’s just getting clunkier and more desperate
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I've just looked again but she just looks gaunt and boobless to me. Do we think she'd be able to resist the almighty thunderous tin rattling opportunity of pregnancy? Nay chance.
These threads have been amazing but I think we've reached a point where she's just too quiet and there's nothing to discuss, but we've all enjoyed each other's humour and intelligence so have tried to find ways to keep the discussion going. I think I'll tune in to some of the other grifters until she's reappeared. (I know it's not an airport)
Lol. I work with someone from Zaire (as he states) and we have a joke like that about the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Much democratic, such republic. If you have to say it...
I'm a little uncomfortable with Big D's pals/co-directors being named and pictured, even though it's from a public fb page.These plates of food look just as I imagine they would in a cafe like Serendipity. It's not fine dining and I'm a food snob so am terribly prejudiced about that plate of porridge and the state of that hollandaise.
It's a strangely whimsical name for a military-around-the-edges setting that aims to preserve Shoebury's proud history of doing whatever it is wrt artillery. You'd think they'd go for something like The Officers' Mess or similar.
Perhaps one of the lady wives of the three Billy Big balls Directors of the CIC running this joint came up with it and they thought it was okay to let the ladies have a tiny bit frippery. Ditto the flower boxes trying gamely to pretty up a rather stark and utilitarian space.
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Here's the three Billy Big balls Directors. Named on FB as:
"L-R
Brian Sandford - Managing Director - C&W shed
David Hadjicostas MBE - Company chair
John Budge - Director of Finance"
One thing I WILL say, even though everything about this enterprise makes we want to run fast in the opposite direction, is that Big Dave is actually contributing something of worth to his local community, unlike Jack. They've repurposed and brought into use a listed building, they're preserving historical stuff in the best tradition of every niche, local museum up and down the land, and they've created some jobs there too.
The model of a Community Interest Company is interesting because it's not-for-profit. This is appropriate, given the "public good" nature of the project. But it's also savvy because they can use their non-profit status to leverage public funds, which they clearly have done with the local council. AND the directors are also permitted to take dividends or fees for services out of the business so Big D will likely be earning nicely through this vehicle. There are statutory guidelines for how the directors should do this but it's a very useful model to make a bit of money and also do something useful for the world.
In summary, Big D has, from everything we know about him, made a good living out of working in the public sector (fire service, fostering etc) in an entrepreneurial sense. He's not just a wage slave -- he's actively used opportunities to boost his income along the way, all above board and seemingly honest, without any whiff of a grift.
It's notable that Jack, in her perennial resentment of her parents, hasn't learned any of this. She could've done similar, with all the many opportunities she's been gifted in the last decade and could've set herself up with a nice living that wouldn't demand every drop of her blood in a mundane 9-to-5 job.
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Also, also, ALSO, we should definitely do our field trip to check them out next weekend. Look, frauen:
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Anyway, here's Big D posing with his gun and his rather, ahem, phallic bullets.
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Thanks to the Cart and Wagon Shed for serendipitously giving us some new content to mither over. We salute you.
(All pics lifted from the Cart and Wagon Shed public Facebook page.)
No, these threads are not an airport; they are more like a friend's house where you go for a chat.
You wouldn't just leave a friend's home without saying you are going, and have them worrying if you are all right. I think it is more than OK to announce your departure from a tattle thread, especially this one.
And not to leave the men out...
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This way, fraus, to the occasionally aptly named Food & Drink threads 
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun
But the slop and the honk like the guest have all gone
I have a theory she has been told to stay offline completely until the discourses have all died down. Going by other problematic online personalities that have tried that, it never works, because people have memories. And the internet never forgets.
But the slop and the honk like the guest have all gone
I have a theory she has been told to stay offline completely until the discourses have all died down. Going by other problematic online personalities that have tried that, it never works, because people have memories. And the internet never forgets.
Please tell me I’m not the only person who tried singing the second paragraph in tune and got confused initially
I think it works if you treat it like the verse not the chorus. I can hear Terry Jacks delivering it just finePlease tell me I’m not the only person who tried singing the second paragraph in tune and got confused initially
I have a theory she has been told to stay offlinePlease tell me I’m not the only person who tried singing the second paragraph in tune and got confused initially
Completely until the discourses have all died down.
Going by other problematic online personalities
That have tried that, it never works,
Because people have memories.
And the internet never forgets.
(You’d have to sneak in an extra final line and be a bit speedy with the third line, but it’s totally doable as a verse. Brava, both)
I think some twixxers won’t ever let this go, and good for them!
Am Touchwood to your Catweazle here, @BeardyBapI think it works if you treat it like the verse not the chorus. I can hear Terry Jacks delivering it just fine
I did think thou looked familiar...
When I was a kid I thought Catweazle had the best insults ever. When guest reappears I'm gonna call her a bodkin or an acorn
Has there ever been a more smug, annoying, ire-inducing face in existence? 
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