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Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's
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What a waste, think how much homemade shower gel you could have got out of it
At the expense of making a stupid joke about Jack’s hideous reply to a kid, I realize I didn’t actually answer you.
24 year old Jack’s conniptions on her blog that the lazy fucker then republished as her column in THE NEWSPAPER sum it up perfectly.
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One thing I've noticed this year, is a distinct lack of red paper poppies pinned to the lapels of the general public. I'm sitting in a coffee shop at the moment, with a quick head count of 27 other...
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It REALLY GETS HER GOAT
It’s forever bleeping bonkers to me that any 24 year old ever was coming out with tit like this. Not just the subject, the insufferable self righteous pomposity. It’s truly, truly bizarre.
It’s no wonder 2.5 years later she was terrified of all those young flappers bobbing their hair and flashing their BARE legs while sipping bathtub gin out of flasks stuffed in their garter belts in Glastonbury’s Infamous Charleston Tent.
Mate, not even Wolverine's claws could penetrate that. Denser than a black hole and it smelled weird. My Harold threw it across the lawn in frustration and I had to run get it before the dog did. Would've broken his teef.
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She truly is her mother's daughter with this poppy fascism.At the expense of making a stupid joke about Jack’s hideous reply to a kid, I realize I didn’t actually answer you.
24 year old Jack’s conniptions on her blog that the lazy fucker then republished as her column in THE NEWSPAPER sum it up perfectly.
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THE NEWSPAPERPoppyright.
One thing I've noticed this year, is a distinct lack of red paper poppies pinned to the lapels of the general public. I'm sitting in a coffee shop at the moment, with a quick head count of 27 other...
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It REALLY GETS HER GOAT
It’s forever bleeping bonkers to me that any 24 year old ever was coming out with tit like this. Not just the subject, the insufferable self righteous pomposity. It’s truly, truly bizarre.
I bet it's bleeping not.
LJC
My 3-legged cat could have written a better job post than that.
Yeah…Big Dave has got Jack in amongst all that somewhere, writing tit like that and swaggering around a refurbed warehouse, both all Billy Big balls.
That’s why she’s been quiet. No way would he want her to say or do anything that might jeopardise his “big event”…wonder who the poor, unsuspecting employees are who will have to pander to her every whim?
Which they will do, because no one will want to upset the boss’s daughter, right?
I'm so confused
Thank you tender heart, I love this one so so much. "I'm not difficult, I simply require an entourage surrounding me and demanding "space" for me at all times, special cue cards, earplugs while I whinge about how loud it is, a sink to wash stuff up that's gonna have to go into a proper catering dishwasher afterwards anyway, etc, etc". I'd say she's a right Jenna Maroney except Jenna can sing
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Is time running backward. How do you work 8.30pm to 3.30pm on the same day?
Ah Dave. I knew it was you because you had your sleeves pushed up.Anyway, here's Big D posing with his gun and his rather, ahem, phallic bullets.
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Thanks to the Cart and Wagon Shed for serendipitously giving us some new content to mither over. We salute you.
(All pics lifted from the Cart and Wagon Shed public Facebook page.)
Stuck on a cruise with the Hadji's. LJC. Braying. "YES, MBE!" I imagine a fuckton of braying. At least you'd get a giggle after dinner when they hit the dancefloor. These people gave the world Jack Monroe and as Big D well knows, guilty feet have got no rhythm.
I thought she looked pregnant
I've never understood why so many companies do this shift nonsense- (supermarkets etc especially) surely they realise they are automatically removing the majority of potential applicants and their skills? For example, people who are available 9-3 Mon-Fri are often not available for 6-10pm shifts. Those with regular 9-5 jobs or students might jump at a regular Saturday-only top up job.
Evri - for all their other faults- seem to have worked this out (in my area we have one who delivers m-f as a full-time job then spends weekends with family, one who has another job in the week and does Saturdays, and a retired chap who just does Sundays)
Evri - for all their other faults- seem to have worked this out (in my area we have one who delivers m-f as a full-time job then spends weekends with family, one who has another job in the week and does Saturdays, and a retired chap who just does Sundays)
oh god I didn't even notice that I was too busy fathoming out "WELCOME TO COME IN IN PERSON" (you are welcome to come in person to apply/come in to apply in-person) and the fact you're only working weekends, whilst being flexible to work weekdays and weekends, whilst working Monday to Friday.
Scamper in with your CV and toddler
"A busy cafe"
Hasn't it only just opened?
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I'm coming in here from nowhere but my mind was wandering when I was cooking earlier. c has never been my thing, it's always been the drink. I've had coke on 2 occasions. One was at an all night party and I had the luxury of sloping off home to sleep it off. But the other was a midweek night a few days after my grandchild was born, I was supposed to be at my daughter's the next morning but woke up at lunchtime with no idea about the passage of time or my responsibilities. Makes you think
Hasn't it only just opened?
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I'm coming in here from nowhere but my mind was wandering when I was cooking earlier. c has never been my thing, it's always been the drink. I've had coke on 2 occasions. One was at an all night party and I had the luxury of sloping off home to sleep it off. But the other was a midweek night a few days after my grandchild was born, I was supposed to be at my daughter's the next morning but woke up at lunchtime with no idea about the passage of time or my responsibilities. Makes you think
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lol with @lilykestrel Rust that was just a perfect back to back post.Scamper in with your CV and toddler
Now how can we change time so close to the end to give BIB enough votes to be the next thread title?!
Qmlan but is it a, a, dare I say it? Night meat cafe?!
Military Saint Daddy and Military Round The Edges Saint Daddy’s Twit do a lot of good work for charity AND have a lot of nonsensical extremely important letters after their names. Don’t like to talk about it though.
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