Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Looks like coke bloat to me.

I presume she was wearing a shirt over this one that she was struggling to undo the sleeves on given she said it was tight round the biceps because she‘s vain.

46F3231D-910F-4F35-B51F-0FC943093EFD.jpeg
 
  • Like
  • Wow
Reactions: 10
Yep. That's what I thought too. I said in a previous post that it looked like she was thicker/filled out round the waist.
Me three and wondered if it might account for her silence and the strangely photoshopped pics for currys. Am shuddering at the thought but I don’t think it’s that far fetched an idea.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 17
So turns out big Daddy D’s heritage project is open. I can’t decide whether Mam E popping up randomly to shamelessly promote the cafe and the sausagne sausage sandwiches means that Jack is or is not slinging slop there 😂

View attachment 2552364
Notice that while she “went there” and “recommends” them, at no point does she say she’s actually eaten one, or what they taste like.

A (married) LADY DOCTOR visited the project! This family doesn’t half encounter a lot of LADY doctors, (married) LADY farmers and LADY solicitors etc etc. You’d think by this point they’d be so used to LADIES doing all sorts of jobs that they wouldn’t need to incessantly stress that they’re LADIES.
View attachment 2552390
I know this is a thread about Jack not ma and pa but I couldn’t help laughing at Pa 👏👏👏 at a few scant DVDs boxes. He must go into raptures when he’s gazing upon Jack’s performative packing boxes.

View attachment 2552401View attachment 2552403
So turns out big Daddy D’s heritage project is open. I can’t decide whether Mam E popping up randomly to shamelessly promote the cafe and the sausagne sausage sandwiches means that Jack is or is not slinging slop there 😂

View attachment 2552364
Notice that while she “went there” and “recommends” them, at no point does she say she’s actually eaten one, or what they taste like.

A (married) LADY DOCTOR visited the project! This family doesn’t half encounter a lot of LADY doctors, (married) LADY farmers and LADY solicitors etc etc. You’d think by this point they’d be so used to LADIES doing all sorts of jobs that they wouldn’t need to incessantly stress that they’re LADIES.
View attachment 2552390
I know this is a thread about Jack not ma and pa but I couldn’t help laughing at Pa 👏👏👏 at a few scant DVDs boxes. He must go into raptures when he’s gazing upon Jack’s performative packing boxes.

View attachment 2552401View attachment 2552403
Is BigDug his actual nickname 🤔
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 13
Me three and wondered if it might account for her silence and the strangely photoshopped pics for currys. Am shuddering at the thought but I don’t think it’s that far fetched an idea.
Does that mean she’s seduced one of the couple she’s grifting off? 🤮
 
  • Sick
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 16
I really hope you’re all wrong. She’s proved herself incapable of looking after another living creature time and again.
 
  • Like
  • Sad
Reactions: 29
I've been cheating on the canal with all the new grifters in town by my goodness is this still the funniest thread in town. I can't stop laughing. Unt Albert is about right. I'm sure I mocked up a pic of that ages ago.
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 24
I watched the new ITV doc about Belle Gibson. I got vicarious satisfaction out of part 2 where they called out the publisher and companies who failed to do any due diligence.
 
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 35
Cupace20231105233117785.png

Classic Unt, so smol that she fits on a postage stamp.


Cupace20231105233158810.png

Unt on his holibobs, spreading his a all over the walls by the Venice canal.

Cupace20231105233402305.png

Someone who could actually bench press her Madge (RIP, its what she would have wanted).


Cupace20220304103139.png


Bonus Delboygirl wiv spooooons that didn't cost over £100 from ebay.
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 38
Looks like coke bloat to me.

I presume she was wearing a shirt over this one that she was struggling to undo the sleeves on given she said it was tight round the biceps because she‘s vain.

View attachment 2553938
If anything she’s chasing Big Lin and dressing the part again. Excruciating.

Almosr as if she’s watched the TV she doesn’t have and asked “Netflix, what does a HEAVILY TATTOOED lesbian look like (just the haircut, I want my highlights and juicy couture tracksuit back if rich rooster or sugarmamas who don’t do awards are imminent).
IMG_7623.jpeg
IMG_6344.jpeg
IMG_7624.jpeg
IMG_6343.jpeg
IMG_6345.jpeg
Louisa
IMG_7627.jpeg
Leggy
IMG_7626.jpeg
Harold
IMG_7628.jpeg
IMG_7629.jpeg
Freelance rooster, Autumn 2022👇🏻
IMG_7625.jpeg
IMG_7630.jpeg

She knows what she’s doing - she’s just getting clunkier and more desperate
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Sick
Reactions: 48
She has many, many slow cookers. Here’s her triple one, beautifully displayed perched jauntily atop her £849 Westcote inky blue XL Cotswold sideboard, next to her £1,299 Westcote cream large Cotswold double larder and behind her £1,099 Oakland rustic oak 8-12 seater extending Cotswold dining table. View attachment 2537784Sometimes when it wants to get away from the slow cooker slop, the £1,099 dining table lives in here with her 3 MASSIVE £1,000+ Cotswold dressers and her £525 Oakland rustic oak Cotswold storage bench instead.
View attachment 2537797
That way, it never has to see her clambering onto the £599 Chester dove grey Cotswold sideboard in her knickies while its £699 counterpart looks on in horror from the background.
View attachment 2537804Or suffer the indignity of watching her have a tit like the £369 Chester dove grey Cotswold open shoe storage bench in the bogger
View attachment 2537811Or watch her romp with Burger Boy like the poor £249 Chester cream Cotswold tallboy in the bedroom
View attachment 2537821

Or being used to store tatty old wallpaper like the Chester £499 Cotswold wine console that’s sometimes opposite the massive American fridge and sometimes upstairs jammed to the gills with tat in her “craft/reading nook”
View attachment 2537809
Or store her manky old sofa bed-nest sheets like the £499 Westcote inky blue Cotswold console table View attachment 2537813OR (biggest indignity of ALL) be stuffed with books of Jack’s tit poetry and “songs” and have her sitting at you to write all her bleeping inane musings, like the poor £800+ Chester cream writing bureau.
View attachment 2537827
I KNOW she has spent a fortune on all the Cotswold stuff but it slips my mind so every time I see it laid out like that I catch my breath 😡

Thank you sweet Valio for reminding us of the huge amount of (other people’s) money she has spent.
 
  • Like
  • Angry
  • Heart
Reactions: 32
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.