For @Nonah and everyone who's got Covid at the moment (which sounds like it's a lot of us!)
I met them thru a site on my Lenovo
Where we laughed at slops with suspicious ova
N-o-n-a-h
They popped up on screen and made me chuckle
Never knew their name but we would fuck-le
With Jack Monroe-la
N-n-n-n-o-n-a-h
Well, I'm not the world's most funniest Frau
But this canal really broke my frown
Ohhhhhh Nonahhhhh
Nonah has the 'Ronaaaaaahhhh
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why Jack walks like a lezzer but still likes a man
Oh NONAH
Na-na-na-na-Nonah
Well, I'm not the world's most forensic Frau
But it's fun to lampoon the Jack grift show
Na-na-na-na-Nonah
S'gots the 'Rona
Na-na-na-na-Nonah
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, including Monroe-nah
(with extremely humble apologies to The Kinks; I'm losing my mind in this heat)