A large jar of decanted butterscotch Angel Delight. Nope, I have no fucking clue why, either
A large jar of decanted butterscotch Angel Delight. Nope, I have no fucking clue why, either*clutches sweat-sodden sheets*
Chewits
Sherbet DibDabs
JAM ROLY POLY
Pointless busywork, tenderstem.A large jar of decanted butterscotch Angel Delight. Nope, I have no fucking clue why, either
Miranda hart is not funny, your body is nothing like gwyneth, your heart is made of stone, not an ounce of compassionView attachment 2436574
Poor Jack. The dating profile “her friends” wrote to find hersome rich cocka new “Mr Jack” must not have been very successful. I can’t for the life of me think why
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Literally, whaddacunt.
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Scummy Single Mummy Does Dating: Echo & Gazette Column, 15th Jan 2013
The trouble with being professionally single is, well, it leaves you professionally single. When the greatest achievement on your CV is a double page spread in the national press for spending £10 a...web.archive.org Six wedding invitations <Sure, Jan>, taking my best friend who’s a TALL LADY. View attachment 2436581View attachment 2436582
Five months later: Boo hoo I am OPPRESSED and UpStAgE BrIdEs!!! View attachment 2436583View attachment 2436584Fantasist attention seeking twat.
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The post about those two (fictional fantasist) OU degrees she “signed up for” was in May 2012, when she had already supposedly done all this fictional fantasist bullshit and was in these absolutely dire Dickensian povvo straits she wrote about in July 2012View attachment 2437321
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ETA if you type the word fantasist into your search bar you get this
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AmazingAll of them. Then I want the piano plonking followed by the Dangerous Poetry with the FUCK OFF I REALLY AM SHY AND RETIRING I REALLY REALLY AM excruciating intro played on a loop as I go off to my eternal rest.
You’re all invited* to this horror smorgasbord.
Not you Jack. You can’t sit with us even when we are DEAD.
*If you are a laydee, please be considerate and make like Jack-at-a-wedding by bringing a MAN as your +1 so you don’t upstage me. Thank(space)You
Triiiifle? On a bird?BIRD’S TRIFLE
Oh! andView attachment 2437452Or SPITE trifle in the MonroeverseView attachment 2437448View attachment 2437449View attachment 2437450but I still make rank trifles and in dirty old light fittings that look like the dregs of ashtrays soaked in Guinness and beer runoff from the drip trays on the bar of a 1970s workingman’s club.View attachment 2437451 “The family trifle”why does she make everything sound so utterly fucking rank.
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Butterscotch Angel Delight
Instant mash
And
Pale green breadcrumbs
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Double
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Haha, love them! Also bought a multipack of these for my youngest and his mate for their sleepover but I’m actually going to sneak a packet of them myself…the tops of Ice Gems areYou're thinking of iced gems ! View attachment 2437496
Agree. I once hosted a kidlets' teaparty that involved iced gems. Had to go round the garden borders forensically collecting all the soggy biscuits that had been chucked in there, the icing licked off. Fun times.Tops of ice gems are the only edible part! The bottom is a sorry excuse for a biscuit. Merely a vessel for the sugar.
Has guest ever done a "who remembers Spangles?"That’s it Nonah, stay with us, break the fever by making a ”who remembers wagon wheels?” stream of consciousness list. Spangles, Vesta chow mien, you can do it!
I amFor @Nonah and everyone who's got Covid at the moment (which sounds like it's a lot of us!)
I met them thru a site on my Lenovo
Where we laughed at slops with suspicious ova
N-o-n-a-h
They popped up on screen and made me chuckle
Never knew their name but we would fuck-le
With Jack Monroe-la
N-n-n-n-o-n-a-h
Well, I'm not the world's most funniest Frau
But this canal really broke my frown
Ohhhhhh Nonahhhhh
Nonah has the 'Ronaaaaaahhhh
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why Jack walks like a lezzer but still likes a man
Oh NONAH
Na-na-na-na-Nonah
Well, I'm not the world's most forensic Frau
But it's fun to lampoon the Jack grift show
Na-na-na-na-Nonah
S'gots the 'Rona
Na-na-na-na-Nonah
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, including Monroe-nah
(with extremely humble apologies to The Kinks; I'm losing my mind in this heat)
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Look up louisiana gumbo. Every family has its own recipe! How you make the roux is dependent on your ingredients so my first was for a Superbowl semifinals Party and was Andouille sausage and shrimp, hence a very dark, slow-cooked roux. You serve it with rice and potato salad. Definitely worth experimenting, depending on taste and the ingredients you can get.That sounds amazing! Can you post the recipe please? I would love to give it a go.
Thank you it sounds amazingLook up louisiana gumbo. Every family has its own recipe! How you make the roux is dependent on your ingredients so my first was for a Superbowl semifinals Party and was Andouille sausage and shrimp, hence a very dark, slow-cooked roux. You serve it with rice and potato salad. Definitely worth experimenting, depending on taste and the ingredients you can get.
Guset could never. Ever.
Spangles? You mean that girl group from the '80s? They asked Jack to join them after seeing her demo tape but her joints were too ouchy to walk like an Egyptian. #CompletedItMateHas guest ever done a "who remembers Spangles?"
She won't remember these flavours. Spangles were discontinued in 1984 and reintroduced for a very short time in 1995 according to Wikipedia (1968 truther).
I saw the Viennetta one and Geetbo's feet when I was a lurker.
Feel better soon.I aming as much as my cough will allow
When I were a lad (not really, I'm a laydee and I wear bright red lippy to make it obvious) I had to get my thumbs from a muddy puddle. Then I would attach them using carabinas and glue made of horse spunk. With these thumbs I could pull on my track suit bottoms, eat burgers all day and twiddle the knobs on my black and white telly until Jezza Kyle appeared. It was bliss.Please remember dear tenderstem that poor people do not possess thumbs
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“Not exactly a stereotype” Well quite, you “edgy” fucking dullard.
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ETA here’s the entire bullshit article for those who haven’t read it.
Where’s the straight Pride? It’s not fair.
“Where’s the straight Pride? Why do the gays get a special day to themselves? It’s not fair.” If I had a pound for every time I was asked that question, well, I’d have…cookingonabootstrap.com
Had a creole shrimp&fish thing in Baltimore years ago- it was amazing. I managed to recreate it when I got home, because I know what flavours are, and chose not to substitute key ingredients with cheap stuffing mix and random herbs to insult the dish and pretend it cost 46p for 2 burly fishermen.Look up louisiana gumbo. Every family has its own recipe! How you make the roux is dependent on your ingredients so my first was for a Superbowl semifinals Party and was Andouille sausage and shrimp, hence a very dark, slow-cooked roux. You serve it with rice and potato salad. Definitely worth experimenting, depending on taste and the ingredients you can get.
Guset could never. Ever.
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