Jack Monroe #541 First do no honk
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It’s ok. Eight days later and the “5ft 2 inch girl” had already grown .3 of an inch and become a woman, so she was probably much better at bare knuckle fist fighting by then too.
And a month after that? She was full-on Big fackin’ Mo.
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Working out here can only be dealing with some ouchy hard maths, and not lifting weights! What muscles does she see in that picture?
She actually has, at least once. When Ma and Pa redid their vows.
Reposting: So in her own words- she sulked and acted like a spoiled twit all the way through her parents’ vow renewal (and no doubt had multiple histrionics in the lead up to it)
and sulked and acted like a spoiled twit and no doubt had histrionics multiple times in the run up to her brother’s wedding.
Oh, and then behaved like a petulant, smug insufferable bleep during and after her brother’s wedding about how she was “right all along”.
It’s ok though because as always, these special occasions are ALL ABOUT HER.
I hope MancBee and LuckyEscape are doing ok too. I know someone mentioned JennyNumNums yesterday, who all the canal miss, but just thought I’d shout out another two!
It takes a special kind of hole to shave your own head knowing that your parents' vow renewal shindig is coming up and there will be photos.
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Unfortunately I already chose to ominously blast the ma-na-ma-nap song as I slide into the cremator, so I’ll have to save Guest songs for weddings and the like
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Why didn’t she wear a wig?
I’m sure the OU were absolutely on board with someone with 4 1/2 GCSEs signing up to 2 degrees concurrently. No issues there whatsoever.
Not cancer-baiting or attention seeking enough?
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Especially the PGCE, the clue is in the name…
There should be an in memoriam thread where we can post one favourite post of the fallen posters, even tag them if the accounts still live.
Soz I'm a old softy
Is the Slopalong thread still sentient? Some posters seemed to migrate there every now and then. I can’t seem to find it but it might just be that elves have somehow gotten in and stolen my brain….
The post about those two (fictional fantasist) OU degrees she “signed up for” was in May 2012, when she had already supposedly done all this fictional fantasist bullshit and was in these absolutely dire Dickensian povvo straits she wrote about in July 2012
ETA if you type the word fantasist into your search bar you get this
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‘oh but everyone said you would get 15 A* GCSES when you were 11 and you’ve got TWO honorary degrees…Well you’ll sail through’
is this based on Jack?
Frauen, I have the ´rona and am quite poorly and trying to grunk this thread feels like a fever dream.
She’s going to need a bigger pretend orangery to store all the lies!
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Quick, list childhood foods of the 80s. Artic roll, crispy pancakes…
Grunking but that's 1 glass of wine all over unsuspecting cat who came to welcome me home!
I was going to write ‘iced rings’, but it sounds horribly unnerving read out of context
Party Rings?I was going to write ‘iced rings’, but it sounds horribly unnerving read out of context
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