Jack Monroe #539 The devil works hard, but portrait mode works harder
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WHY doesn't she understand food? Nothing she ever produces is appealing.
Some interesting comments under that. Rubs hands together.
Aaand for anyone just tuning in to the canal we should point out that all of these people are the same person.
@Marmalade Atkins this is top level montaging *chef's kiss* The leaning tower of guest on the roof is my personal fave.
This is some of the most unappetising tit I have ever seen.when I went back to look for the SPITE-stare screenshots, I encountered this horror show from late Feb 2021 also immortalized by @Silver Linings
On the (only) plus side, for those of you particularly affronted by Jack’s “curries” she’s an equal opportunity destroyer of all “foreign” foods.
If you’re going in for the first time, or if you’ve been here before but have mercifully put it out of your mind be WARNED: Lots of slop, lots of brown, also the words “mushrooms boiled then fried in mayonnaise”.
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And I'm pretty sure the cola & jackfruit is only there because she'd thought of the "Jack & Coke" name and had to make a dish fit around it.
Also, every pan and bowl in the kitchen? She could sling these in the bin and still have too many pans and bowls to count.
I wish I hadn't seen this after yesterday's Australian brain worm story.
Here’s a recipe for some lovely tea for “tummies” (what is she, 5 years old?!) with a side of my week-long shits, regurgitatedThis looks like the contents of a worm bin with some rotten compost on top.
Why does she always add really disgusting captions to her already disgusting food? Not only do we have to look at some wet brown slime with worms and rotten vegetables in it, we also have to read that she’s “recovering from an infection”, yeah that’s really got my appetite going, thanks for all you do
This is NOT how food writing works! Terrible!
That’s a nicely cooked egg but has it duck been pickled
On the (only) plus side, for those of you particularly affronted by Jack’s “curries” she’s an equal opportunity destroyer of all “foreign” foods.
If you’re going in for the first time, or if you’ve been here before but have mercifully put it out of your mind be WARNED: Lots of slop, lots of brown, also the words “mushrooms boiled then fried in mayonnaise”.
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it’s got no colour on it at all!---
I’m from the north west and our school was called twit’s Land high school (not really but it had high school after the actual name), re infant/junior school and the older one, we called it primary and secondary.
I sincerely doubt that a piece pf puked-up shrimp in a panellist's hair wouldn't have been noticed - or smelled - by someone on the Question Time staff.
At least the name gives good warning then!
I hadn't thought of that before, she would've had a light makeup put on or at least a bit of powder. Then there's being mic'd up as well, it would have been noticeable. Never let the facts get in the way of a
Honestly you deserve to be way more famous than that cold war Steve guy
As bleeping IF make-up and hair wouldn't have spotted shrimp in her hair. Oh hang on.... I've found it!
Circus clown incoming!!
No seriously, what's she going to "relaunch" as?? She's claimed everything already
No seriously, what's she going to "relaunch" as?? She's claimed everything already
I’d rather eat the crazy frog than one of her “recipes”
Can somebody pls put me out of my misery? How do you read X these days?
Oh goody, a re-launch.
Shall we start a betting pool as to what?
Also curious about the new agent comment? Adrian isn't that new. Does this mean he's gone and she's got another one?
Shall we start a betting pool as to what?
Also curious about the new agent comment? Adrian isn't that new. Does this mean he's gone and she's got another one?
My eldest SB goes to X High in the SW. Watermelon. But they weren’t born here. When I was a young thing it was secondary but I think they’ve changed it all because of academies.
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